The Password Is…?

All 8 of you that are loyal readers will notice that there are several postings that are password protected.  If you’re interested in reading those truly riveting accounts of crushes, stupid coworkers, or humiliating antics, you can request the password.

As of right this very second, here’s the process: post a comment on this page.  I know, it’s really complicated.  A whole one step and you’ll have it in your hot little hands (and by “hot little hands” I totally mean “inbox”).

As soon as I recieve it and verify that you aren’t someone with whom I work you will be granted the key that will unlock the world’s mysteries!!  Or at least unlock some pretty amusing posts. 

540 Responses to “The Password Is…?”

  1. Liz Egland May 21, 2008 at 5:25 pm #

    I promise I don’t work with you 😉

    Raleigh, NC

    You’re all set. -CS

    • Bailey July 1, 2009 at 2:51 pm #

      I’m self employed way out in Fred’neck MD, so I clearly don’t work with you. Just found your blog–excellent!!


    • Kathi April 4, 2012 at 6:25 pm #

      Hey – I don’t work with you, but your posts crack me up. I live in the great state o’ Maryland.


    • Anna April 14, 2012 at 8:33 am #

      I wish I did work with you 😉

    • CNYC October 8, 2012 at 9:39 pm #

      I am not a coworker either…at least not that I know of!

    • Jennifer May 31, 2018 at 8:15 pm #

      I swear, I have never worked with you! I’m out in Cali, and I’m totally living vicariously thru your blog!

  2. Christine May 21, 2008 at 5:48 pm #

    i dont work w/ you either =)

    You should be all set too… -CS

  3. Tina May 22, 2008 at 6:14 am #

    Being in an entirely different country, I definitely don’t work with you 🙂

    And so the password is yours. -CS

  4. kar313 May 22, 2008 at 10:27 am #

    I don’t work at all!!

    You lucky, bitch! -CS

  5. Becca May 22, 2008 at 10:50 am #

    I don’t work with you either! I love your blog, it’s so funny!

    Check your email, sister. -CS

  6. Khaki May 22, 2008 at 11:51 am #

    No, I don’t think I work with you. I just stumbled across your blog the day before yesterday and I love it!

    You’re set. -CS

  7. sparkles May 22, 2008 at 4:26 pm #

    I read your blog all the time, I just usually don’t comment ’cause I don’t know you. Nor do I work with you. Nor am I a guy you may have potential interest in. So, ya know, hook it up!

    Password has been sent. -CS

  8. Amy May 22, 2008 at 4:33 pm #

    I don’t work with you, but read you at my work AND thought maybe you were at the Swell Season concert last weekend when I heard someone say “Oh, *she’s* Klassy” and thought they were referring to my more-than-usual exposed girls (i was a little self concious, but totally rocking it!). Anywho…could i please have the password?

    Hi, Amy! I sent the password to your email address. -CS

  9. Kicked_Horse May 23, 2008 at 12:37 pm #

    I used to work with you…does that count?

    Nah, you’re good. You have been granted the mystical password that will open a whole new world… -CS

    • De November 12, 2011 at 11:26 am #

      Oh my goodness you are so entertaining! I don’t work with you but it sure sounds like if I did it would be entertaining. BTW I have a creepy foot guy at my work too!!

  10. SlayerOU812 May 23, 2008 at 1:06 pm #

    just stumbled across your blog and now i need more to read!!!!!!!!!! please oh please????? oh… i dont work with you…. heehee

    Settle down there! You have the password. Check your email. -CS

  11. Susan K. May 23, 2008 at 2:52 pm #

    Fellow BaltAmour poster! Love your blog! Great stuff!!

    Yay for BaltAmour! Password has been granted -CS

  12. Keva May 23, 2008 at 8:43 pm #

    Um, i’d like to be in the In Crowd and know the password. I’m SO worthy! :o)

    You have been granted passage into the crowd. -CS

  13. Justine May 23, 2008 at 9:46 pm #

    We met once via Maryann! But I promise we don’t work together. 😉

    She’s the bomb diggity and anyone that is friends with Maryann is well deserving of the password. You’re all set. -CS

  14. mhs May 26, 2008 at 10:56 am #

    I’m pretty sure I don’t work with you – followed the BaltAmour links.

    You, my dear, are all set. -CS

  15. Annabel May 28, 2008 at 8:56 am #

    i don’t work with you! = but i’m sure glad i discovered ur blog, it’s great 🙂

  16. shorty May 29, 2008 at 1:49 pm #

    Such a fun read 🙂 I must, must, must be let into the secret world….. Oh, and no I don’t work with you, which is quite sad as I think it would be lots of fun.

  17. Cassie May 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm #

    I agree with Shorty and think it would be tres fun to work with you, but unless you want to migrate over to the west coast we aren’t destined to be coworkers, so . . .password, please?!

  18. pursefullofcurlers June 4, 2008 at 11:08 am #

    I don’t work with you, but I’m close—Bethesda. I’d love the password, please. I realize that your laid up in the hospital right now, so I’ll have to wait. Good luck & here’s hoping you don’t get shot, Baltimore hospitals tend to be in bad neighborhoods.

  19. Mary June 4, 2008 at 11:46 am #

    I don’t work with you, and I hope you feel better! Love the blog.

  20. chestymcbreasty June 4, 2008 at 12:39 pm #

    I definitely do not work with you, although I think my day would be a lot funnier if I did! I was recently in the hospital myself and know just how dreary it can be. Get well!

  21. CaribbeanLurker June 5, 2008 at 2:42 am #

    I just read that you are in the hospital oh my!!! Hugs hugs hugs! Apparently that cold was a bitch! Hope yu get well soon and get to write again. Mean while I request the password *lol* and no worries I’m way too far from you to know you.
    hope you get in your feet soon!

  22. Penny Lane June 5, 2008 at 3:08 pm #

    i actually had exactly what u have now….it SUCKS bigtime….i cried just to swallow saliva….the worst 6 (yeah, SIX) months of my life.
    but just to cheer u up, i lost 20 pounds (noticed them the second i got out of bed and looked great) and didn’t have to work at all this time, apparently a real sickness works much better as an excuse to miss work lol

  23. Penny Lane June 5, 2008 at 3:09 pm #

    oh and by the way…may i please have the password? i just love your blog (never read one untill now) and i feel so like you in the way u write…thx!

  24. Trudi June 5, 2008 at 6:05 pm #

    Pretty please! I am noisy and want to hear what you got to say!

  25. Allison June 5, 2008 at 6:40 pm #

    Hi! I’ve been reading your blog pretty regularly for about a month-6 weeks now. I’m interested in getting the password…Thanks!

  26. Allison June 5, 2008 at 6:41 pm #

    May I please have the password? Pretty pretty please? With a cosmo on top?

  27. Marie June 6, 2008 at 1:24 pm #

    I love your site and would be so grateful for the password. Hope your feeling better! Oh and i don’t work with you i promise.

  28. Brandi June 6, 2008 at 4:14 pm #

    Okay – you sent it to me once, and somehow I deleted it. Can you send it to me on my personal email this time. (it is the one I put in this time)
    And – glad you are feeling better!!

  29. Toni Miller June 7, 2008 at 3:00 pm #

    I just discovered your site and would love to read your secret just for outsiders posts. Glad you are home and getting better. I’m pretty sure I don’t work with you. My coworkers aren’t very entertaining.

    Thanks and have a mango or some blackberries.


    You’re all set and I’m about to cut up a mango. Mmm… -CS

  30. Heather June 9, 2008 at 1:14 pm #

    I don’t work with you…nor do I stalk you. Does that make me sound guilty? I’d really like to read your hidden posts, is all. Thanks 🙂 Canada reads Catherinette.

  31. LarryLily June 9, 2008 at 1:14 pm #

    I never lurk, and I am way too old to stalk. If I am around, I will say hello, and hey, when a post is password protected, that just makes me get even more interested, sort of like opening the top button on your blouse.

  32. Heddy June 9, 2008 at 4:40 pm #

    I don’t work with you…if I did it would be a funnier place…trust me

  33. Amber June 10, 2008 at 1:57 pm #

    Found your site a few days ago, and let’s just say my work’s suffered ever since… I’m asking for the password, but I’ll let you be the judge as to if I should slack off more at work or get to read all the hidden posts… If I lose my job at least I went down laughing.

  34. Amber June 11, 2008 at 3:09 pm #

    I want to be an “insider”, can I have the password too? 🙂

  35. marla pak June 11, 2008 at 9:23 pm #

    i need a good laugh and to learn that I’m not the only one working with freaks loosers and ….

  36. Beth June 13, 2008 at 10:26 am #

    I got nothin’ here.
    May I have the password please? Balto is about 3 zillion miles north of me, the equivalent of Canada or Maine, so we don’t work together.

  37. Jess June 18, 2008 at 9:55 am #

    Love your website…am very curious about the password. I live in Iowa so I don’t work with you.

  38. Jenny June 19, 2008 at 8:31 am #

    I so do not work with you because if I did, I am sure work would be way more entertaining than the current status. Great stuff, I want more. Password please.

  39. Anne June 20, 2008 at 2:14 pm #

    may i have the password?

  40. Black Irish Girl in Ohio June 21, 2008 at 12:24 pm #

    Hi Klassy!
    My co-workers are a sad bunch, I’d love to read about YOUR co-workers. Password please.
    BIG Oh

  41. Jennifer June 22, 2008 at 10:43 pm #

    I work for myself, so I know I don’t work with you. May I have the password as well?


  42. Mitesh June 23, 2008 at 5:31 am #

    I have requested for a password as comment to one of yoru posts before stumbling along to this page. Yes we men are horrible at multi-tasking and the thought of glancing up does not even cross our minds while reading a blog entry. A different perspective might be that your entries are so entertaining it does not leave scope for split attentions.

    Anyways please send across a password for unrestricted access to your posts. I live and work in India and have been to the states only a couple of times for short durations. No chance I work with you 🙂

  43. Missy June 26, 2008 at 7:16 pm #

    Please send the pw- I don’t want to miss any of your amusing posts!

  44. Chris June 27, 2008 at 10:54 am #

    I live in lack of culture hell 😦 But we do have a ton of breweries:)

  45. Blitzed and Bipolar July 6, 2008 at 8:07 pm #

    Hey there, can I have the password? Don’t worry, I don’t even work.

    Oh, and you inspired me to start of my own, about bipolar and my awesome life, hah. So check it out if you want!

  46. Kel July 7, 2008 at 12:57 pm #

    I do not work with you…i don’t even live in the same state as you…..Hope you are feeling better!!!

  47. Jenn July 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm #

    Please send the password! I can’t bear to think I’m missing out on funny posts!

  48. Ang July 15, 2008 at 11:34 am #

    definitely don’t work together….. different country and all
    please send pass word

    So the email address you gave me didn’t work. Want to try again? -CS

  49. Laura July 16, 2008 at 1:53 pm #

    I just discovered your blog, and I’m already addicted!

    Seeing as I live in the icy tundra that is Canada, I’m betting we don’t work together… password please?

  50. Carmen July 17, 2008 at 12:49 pm #

    I just discovered your blog and spent the last hour of my workday reading the saga of 3D… love it! I also live in the icy tundra of Canada… so I doubt we work together – can I get the password? Thanks!

  51. Sloane July 22, 2008 at 2:49 pm #

    I love doing no work at work. It gives me time to catch up on new blogs. Can I pretty please with sugar on top have the password so I can read all of the posts I missed?

    I hate being left out on the action!

    And I don’t work with you, unless you work in the pit of hell.

  52. The Libation Genie July 23, 2008 at 12:32 pm #

    I don’t work with you. I am bartender in one of the busiest airports in the US.

  53. Kimmers July 23, 2008 at 7:53 pm #

    I found your blog today and I’m hooked… I’m in CT, definitely don’t work with you, please can I have the password so I can get caught up?

  54. Writer Vixen July 26, 2008 at 3:08 am #

    I only *wish* we worked together! Love your blog, must have more. Now please. 😉

    Hope you’re all better now.

  55. Beth July 28, 2008 at 10:57 am #

    recently hooked too, and i definitely don’t work w/ you. thx!

  56. Liz August 3, 2008 at 7:14 pm #

    Can I be cool too?

    I don’t work with you at all.

  57. Julia August 7, 2008 at 10:24 am #

    Hi! Another new fan, can I please read the protected stuff? pretty please?
    I live in Madrid which makes me quite sure I don’t work with you. :0)

  58. Karen August 7, 2008 at 2:04 pm #

    Hi…I don’t work with you…I live and work in Florida….password, pretty please?

  59. Heather Snell August 10, 2008 at 11:13 am #

    I am a 20 yo nursing student who needs this blog. (It helps me get through the day). Please send me the password. I live in alabama… you know you feel sorry for me now.

  60. rojukene August 10, 2008 at 12:15 pm #

    Hey, I discovered your blog only recently and, well, you have a new fan. Just like that.

    I dare say we share a similar view of the world (though you can’t check that statement’s validity, I write my blog in my native tongue and only a bit over a million people can understand that). We definitely don’t work together, never have and most probably never ever will, as I live in Northern Europe and I don’t intend to move. May I have the password, please? I’ll take good care of it, I promise! 😀

  61. Megan August 12, 2008 at 4:41 pm #

    Howdy! I don’t work with you, I promise.

    I’m digging your blog. It’s a good read.


  62. Kim August 19, 2008 at 10:42 pm #

    Hi! Your blog is great! Having the password would make it even better!!! 🙂

  63. Mollie August 20, 2008 at 2:46 pm #

    Nope, don’t work with you, but if this whole no luck at finding a guy keeps up I may attempt to Work You 😉
    J/K lol

  64. AlwaysAllah August 22, 2008 at 10:50 am #

    I’m a lurker coming out of hiding! I love your blog and I promise I don’t work with you 🙂

  65. Facetious August 23, 2008 at 9:40 am #

    I don’t work with you!

  66. twobuyfour September 11, 2008 at 6:29 pm #

    I work with you. Can I have a password anyway?

  67. Divine Ms G September 12, 2008 at 5:41 pm #

    Love your blog and want to be in on the deets!

  68. Robin September 14, 2008 at 10:06 pm #

    I’m a total stranger! Which you should find comforting instead of creepy.

  69. Niko September 15, 2008 at 1:14 am #

    Unless you decide to move to more humid and warmer climates, i don’t work with you.

    Greetings from Costa Rica

  70. silenceofcenturies September 16, 2008 at 7:30 am #

    I totally wanna read the posts!!!

  71. Leslie September 17, 2008 at 3:21 pm #

    I promise I don’t work with you, but with so many hot guys in your office, I sure wish I did!

  72. John Fossey September 22, 2008 at 1:48 am #

    I want all the details and reside a non-threatening few thousand miles away fron your office

  73. Amber September 23, 2008 at 3:22 pm #

    So… I live in Texas and DEFINITELY don’t work with you. Can I pretty please with a cherry on top have the password?

  74. The Q September 24, 2008 at 7:09 pm #

    I just found you today through Confessions of a One Date Wonder (who I also just found today) and I am loving both your blog(s)! That would be yours and hers, not trying to say that you have two blogs.

    Um, ok. I’m going to shut up now and ask nicely if i can have the password. Please?

    I promise I do not work with you as my only co-workers are my dog and my husband.

  75. kathi September 26, 2008 at 9:07 pm #

    I WISH I worked with you! None of my coworkers are anywhere near as entertaining as you are. Can I get the password PLEASE?? Thanks.

  76. sp September 28, 2008 at 9:16 pm #

    Love the blog – can I get the password????

  77. Moiii October 3, 2008 at 10:54 am #

    I just stumbled upon your blog and I think what I’ve read is way too funny, if there is more fun to be had with the password I need that dope!! 😉

  78. kristina October 3, 2008 at 5:54 pm #

    OK, so I’m finally breaking down and asking for the password…

  79. Greg October 8, 2008 at 4:02 pm #

    Password please. And thank you.

  80. Miranda October 9, 2008 at 1:07 pm #

    Thank you thank you thank you, for you have saved me from a day of toothpicks holding up my eyes kind of tiredness and boredom at work. I can haz password?

  81. Jaclyn October 15, 2008 at 3:20 pm #

    Oh, my God, you are freakin’ hilarious. I’d love the password to read more…
    Happy Blogging.

  82. Jenn October 15, 2008 at 8:16 pm #

    Unless your a client of mine (I’m a therapist), I don’t work with you!

  83. Newsha October 19, 2008 at 9:13 pm #

    Seeing as I’m unemployed, I’m sure I don’t work with you. I’m hoping that reading about job related adventures will make me feel less unemployed.

  84. Maggie Garcia October 19, 2008 at 10:31 pm #

    Oooh, gurl. If there is anything involving peens in these posts, then let me in!!!!

  85. Sunny Boy October 23, 2008 at 7:25 am #

    Am I presumptuous to ask for the password on our first date. I promise to use it unwisely and only for selfish and erotic purposes. Ho hum.

  86. kg October 31, 2008 at 1:27 pm #

    i’m so ready for the password.

  87. kat November 3, 2008 at 8:12 pm #

    i’m a lazy bitch and don’t work at all. yayyyy!

  88. Hannah November 9, 2008 at 5:45 pm #

    So, totally don’t know you, let alone work with you. Just found your blog a few days ago and I am totally dying for the password!!

  89. Jo November 10, 2008 at 9:49 pm #

    Just discovered your blog and am incredibly excited at the thought of even bitchier, even more hilarious posts hiding underneath that password.

    I am not even American and don’t know any Americans except for one Fatty Face-Rapist so I’m pretty sure we’re not going to cross paths any time soon.

    Password please?

  90. icediva November 12, 2008 at 10:26 pm #

    Never met you before. Don’t know where you live or work. Just a curious chick with too much time on her hands.

    So what do I have to do to get a password?

  91. Sarah (alias scunningham71) November 14, 2008 at 12:07 pm #

    I definitely don’t work with you. Hell, thanks to recently getting fired (unfairly), I don’t work with anyone. I can handle the (password-protected) truth.

  92. KV November 14, 2008 at 12:12 pm #

    I’m in Kentucky, definitely not where you are. You’re somewhere fun. Beer me the password??

  93. dean_wormer November 14, 2008 at 3:41 pm #

    dang, now if I’d have found this 2 weeks ago I could say something clever – like ‘trick or treat’. OK, not so clever – that’s why you write the blog and I read it.

    Password please???

    Check your email there, sailor. -CS

  94. ICU_RN08 November 16, 2008 at 8:40 pm #

    just recently came across your website and would love to have the password. thanks in advance!

  95. Carrie November 17, 2008 at 9:56 am #

    Just found your blog. LOVE IT! Pretty please, may I have the password?

    Since you’re in love with the blog, I have sent you the password. -CS

  96. Jess November 17, 2008 at 1:29 pm #

    I’d love the password! I’m in VT and it’s boring here…I need something fun to read at work 🙂

    Fear not! No more boring VT for you. Password has been sent. -CS

  97. Aida November 18, 2008 at 2:42 pm #

    Oops, did I forget my manners? Pretty please with sugar on top?! Thanks!

  98. Aida November 18, 2008 at 2:45 pm #

    Now I just look stupid. My first comment didn’t post but yeah the gist was I love your blog, need your password!

  99. evenrant November 19, 2008 at 8:59 am #

    Could you please send the password – I read your blog at work and without it I just might have to do some work. Love your blog!

  100. Laura November 19, 2008 at 10:35 am #

    Hello! Can I have the password? I’m a new reader.

  101. Bets November 19, 2008 at 10:42 am #

    Mamma may I? love reading your (mis)adventures, keeps the boogies at bay in my office. I swear, I don’t work with you…. Not even the same state, though is Maine still part of your countyr? 😉

  102. emmie21 November 19, 2008 at 1:06 pm #

    I live in detroit so I know I don’t work with u. Pass word please:)

  103. Jormengrund November 19, 2008 at 2:45 pm #

    I work, but I don’t think you’re in the same state, let alone the warehouse I work in..

    Does that count?

    I don’t think I’ve ever even been in a warehouse… Check your email. -CS

  104. Beans November 21, 2008 at 1:38 pm #

    I promise I don’t work with you. I work with a bunch of strange men who can be be funny when they aren’t annoying.

  105. Leslie Sondreal December 1, 2008 at 11:42 am #

    I work from home…therefore I dont know u at all…

  106. ilana December 1, 2008 at 12:20 pm #

    i don’t know where you work, but i know where i work, and you don’t work here…so i think it’s safe

  107. Michelle December 1, 2008 at 4:31 pm #

    On this blasee monday I logged onto your blog only to find a password protect, whatever will I read now, whilst I sit at work and stare at the work that I should be doing, meh reading your blog is much more entertaining!!

  108. allegedringleader December 1, 2008 at 6:03 pm #

    Please send me a password 🙂

  109. unfinishedrambler December 2, 2008 at 3:22 pm #

    Everybody’s voting for one of your password protected posts over at Humor Blogs. I don’t want to be left out. It must be hilarious. So please pass along the password, so I can see what all the hilarity is about.

  110. KatieHen December 2, 2008 at 10:04 pm #

    I don’t even work, so it’s impossible that I work with you! I want the password! 🙂

    Hey! I tried to email you the password but your email doesn’t work! What’s that about. Email me at and I’ll forward the password your way. -CS

  111. Melissa December 3, 2008 at 6:03 pm #

    Please oh pretty please share said password. I’m in need of much levity today.

  112. zizzy December 5, 2008 at 2:18 pm #

    I am not even on the same continent….and it is SO super awesome to read in English….Please help my studies with something funny 😀

  113. Leslie December 8, 2008 at 8:54 am #

    Sad…still no password….

  114. Catherine McIver December 10, 2008 at 6:41 pm #

    I live in San Antonio, TX. Definitely not a co-worker! love the site. I await the password.

  115. Jennifer December 11, 2008 at 9:37 am #

    I live vicariously through you and your stories of yummy men and tasty drinks. Please share the password with me so that my day is not sad without reading your stories. 😉

  116. Cyn December 11, 2008 at 10:38 am #

    I work in a bar/restaurant in the middle of nowhere so we definately dont work together but I enjoy reading your blogs when im ignoring drunken customers (our touch screen register systems have internet access)

  117. Liznolonger4.0 December 15, 2008 at 10:35 am #

    I don’t know why, but the password doesn’t seem to be working for me!

    It worked the other day, but not now.

    Oh my dear, woman. Are you accessing the site from It won’t work from I haven’t changed the password. I swear!! But I’ll resend it to you. Because you’re so fetch. -CS

  118. Alex December 15, 2008 at 12:22 pm #

    I am dying to know the password! And I don’t work with you!

  119. Trauma Diva December 15, 2008 at 1:15 pm #

    Love the blog. Bridge fan as well for style of v.g. reading.

    Love to have password.

    -and no have never worked with you. BT Dubs…my blog got censored as peeps I worked with narc’d. Ugggh!

  120. sanityinthenorthwest December 18, 2008 at 6:27 pm #

    This is a very well written blog I enjoy reading. I can honestly say I don’t work with you.

    I would like the password.

  121. MsDarkstar December 18, 2008 at 9:54 pm #

    I, also, do not work with you (seeing as how I am currently not gainfully employed whatsoever).

    Password me, please. (because I am looking forward to the passworded treasures!)

  122. Skeezix December 19, 2008 at 10:43 am #

    Me too! I want in on the password protected fun. I promise I don’t work with you.

    I just came across your site the other day and haven’t been able to stop reading. You are totally hilarious and awesome.

  123. lilikaofthelake December 19, 2008 at 8:57 pm #

    and very cute.

  124. LeftyAndGinger December 22, 2008 at 4:38 pm #

    Password please? Pretty sure we don’t work together! Very amusing stuff – thanks. Would love to see more.

  125. stephanie December 23, 2008 at 10:01 pm #

    Not a co-worker, password me, please!


  126. AC Siapno December 24, 2008 at 12:16 pm #

    New reader, fellow blogger, new lover of your word and loyal follower… Although I just moved to Cali from B-more I don’t think I know you.

    And I seriously need the password.

  127. Joy Walker December 29, 2008 at 2:54 pm #

    I don’t know you, and I do want to read your PassProt posts!


  128. Linda December 31, 2008 at 10:17 am #

    I’m addicted! Most importantly, though, I’m not a co-worker. Password please!

  129. Richie January 8, 2009 at 3:33 pm #

    I don’t work with you either and love youre writing style! So enchanting.


  130. vikki January 12, 2009 at 11:31 am #

    Unless you live in Canada then I cannot possibly work with you…I love your blog, (btw, my mother sooo rides the shortbus too and I tell her so quite often!!) so I’d love a password please and thanks.

  131. annie January 12, 2009 at 11:36 pm #

    love your blog – very witty – i do live in the same country as you, but diff state.

    password? =)

  132. Caite January 13, 2009 at 2:34 pm #

    I’m still in college and don’t work, so no need to worry about me! password pretty please?

  133. ilana January 13, 2009 at 3:32 pm #

    i had the password and lost it (of course)! help!

  134. Dawn January 13, 2009 at 4:20 pm #

    Hi….I would like the password as well, please. 🙂

  135. Melanie Nelson January 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm #

    I promise I don’t work with you.

    Melanie!! Why are you giving me an email that doesn’t work?? Email me at so I can send you the password. -CS

  136. gabriella January 14, 2009 at 4:28 pm #

    came across your blog and had lots of laugh ! Please ! i’m dying to be in the loop !

  137. Siam January 15, 2009 at 3:49 am #

    Considering that I live in Germany and don’t have any colleagues except for my boss, I think it’s rather unlikely that I work with you. So will you please send me a password?
    (Your blog is one of the few things that keep me in a good mood when my boss stresses me out!!)

  138. Chad January 19, 2009 at 7:47 pm #

    Just got a Bartles & James from a Boozy Suzy….Klassy!

    All I know of Baltimore I learned on “The Wire”

  139. Mitesh January 21, 2009 at 2:05 am #

    Password please!!! I got it a few months earlier but haven’t used it of late. Now the mail is either buried under a ton of other stuff or been deleted. Could you resend it please…..

  140. SS January 21, 2009 at 4:43 pm #

    Password please…love reading your blog! 🙂

  141. Cathy Greaves February 1, 2009 at 4:11 am #

    I love this blog, please give me the password!

  142. dk February 5, 2009 at 10:02 am #

    Ye gods but you make me laugh! Pls send me the password. I live in Regina Sask Canada.

  143. crazyasuka February 5, 2009 at 12:12 pm #

    *raises hand*

    Everyone I know in real life speaks Spanish so I highly doubt one of them is you.

  144. Angela February 9, 2009 at 1:19 pm #

    HI just found your blog and wanted to read about the debauchery in your life but I can’t access the private posts! It’s driving me mad! I live in Albuquerque and that is far far far away from you! please?

  145. Evelyn February 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm #

    I ‘ve been reading your blog for a while now and normally I just skip the ones with passwords, but i’ve decided that I can’t continue this passive aggresive behavior:) Oh and we don’t work together.

  146. Laura February 12, 2009 at 8:44 pm #

    This is you dedicated Canadian reader begging for the password; I cannot resisit what I hope will be some juicy reading!


  147. Richard February 13, 2009 at 2:08 am #

    I just found you by googling ‘somebody kill me please’ I crap you not. I havn’t laughed so hard in years. I would love to have the password so I can read more of your great blog. I havn’t worked in a while since I hurt my back so I know I don’t work with you. Thank you so much.

  148. remember moments February 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm #

    whoa – you have a TON of readers. I used to read a year or so ago, then lost you somehow, happily reunited today….I live in TN, so I’m pretty sure I don’t work with you.

  149. Spoony February 17, 2009 at 4:30 pm #

    I don’t think I work with you … nope, just checked … there is only one hot guy in our office and he is too tall to be lil’ smokey.

  150. Jennifer February 17, 2009 at 5:44 pm #

    I found your blog off of my friend Carmen’s blog. Love reading your blog and I need to know how the date went last night! I live in Canada so we are good in terms of not working together. Password please? Thanks.

  151. Janette February 17, 2009 at 5:51 pm #

    Alright, so many password protecteds! I’ve been lurking for months and feel so lost as to what’s going on lately…

    I work nowhere near you, I promise!

  152. Karen February 18, 2009 at 9:59 am #

    Aaarhhhhg…. I can’t stand it any longer, I need to have the password! I promise I don’t work with you (well, I live in Europe, so that would be fairly difficult, right?)…

  153. Tiffany February 18, 2009 at 4:36 pm #

    I promise I do not work with you. I neeeedddd the password so I can lurk more effectively.

  154. gottabkd February 21, 2009 at 7:13 pm #

    geesh, I neither work with you, know you and even up today, never even heard of you, but I really would like to continue to follow your fantastic posts… feel free to send me the juicy password that will knock my socks off reading those ever-so-special posts…



  155. jill February 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm #

    password please…
    I definitely do not work with you considering i have no work at the moment thanks to bushes great legacy.
    thanks 😉

  156. K-Renee February 25, 2009 at 7:50 pm #

    oo Pick Me Pick ME

  157. Frank Janicek February 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm #

    I can’t wait…

  158. Megan March 3, 2009 at 11:19 pm #

    I would love to have the password, especially since they’ve blocked my access to Facebook, and most blogs as of last week.
    Now what am I supposed to do?
    (Thank God for the Iphone…)
    BTW, been following you for the last year, and no, I don’t work with or near you. Although I do work for an
    “Investments R Us” type place outside of Philly.

    You ROCK!!

  159. Shelton March 4, 2009 at 1:09 pm #

    Could I have the password?

    I’m currently stuck in Tennessee…no way I could work with you.

  160. Gotham Girl March 5, 2009 at 2:12 pm #

    May I please have the password? I have been reading your blog for quite sometime now and LOVE it. Sadly these days, it’s my only source of entertainment…

    … oh, and I am certain that I don’t work with you. 🙂

  161. Amy March 5, 2009 at 4:01 pm #

    I am fairly certain we do not share the same employer.

  162. Monique Bruno March 5, 2009 at 10:30 pm #

    I definitely don’t work with you. No need to worry 🙂

  163. Ms. Florida Transplant March 9, 2009 at 12:30 pm #

    Password please? My curiousity is finally winning out over my laziness.

  164. kimizzy March 9, 2009 at 5:00 pm #

    Ok, ok… shit. I really want the password. More than I want chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and that’s saying something.

    Oh, trust me. I don’t work with you. If I did, I’d have a much more interesting day at work. You’re effin hilarious!

  165. justatitch March 17, 2009 at 9:49 pm #

    Hooray! I didn’t discover this ’til now and I’ve been reading for awhile…send it ASAP! Thanks!

  166. LarryLily March 18, 2009 at 5:33 am #

    Too many of you bloggers use a password.

    I have gotten them from you in the past and i have half-zhimers, not quite all, so please be a nice wench and resend me the password.

    please with wagging blue eyes.

  167. Suizanne March 19, 2009 at 3:04 pm #

    I would love the password! Pleeeease?

  168. Mims March 23, 2009 at 11:30 am #

    I came across your blog on one of my friends websites, I love it! I most def don’t work with ya! I’m desperately searching for a job right now…..

  169. j March 23, 2009 at 7:03 pm #

    I’ve been trying to resist password temptation for months, but here I am…. ????

  170. Vera March 26, 2009 at 10:23 am #

    Oooh! Oooh! can I have the password too?

  171. Christine March 26, 2009 at 7:44 pm #

    I can’t resist . . . password please!!!!!!!!!!!

  172. BrokenFiction March 30, 2009 at 8:51 am #

    Alright, I’m in the begging position for the password.

  173. mellafabulous March 30, 2009 at 9:07 am #

    I usually read you from my Google Reader and always assumed the password thing was for folks you actually knew, so I never wheedled for it.

    But now I’m gonna.

    *wheedle, wheedle*

  174. Amulya March 31, 2009 at 12:52 pm #

    I don’t need the password yet. i’ve not started reading your blog word by word by word – yet. But I liked the idea of the password-retrieving way. I might use it for my wordpress blog, which is a travel blog and doesn’t always require passwords 🙂
    but very interesting idea.
    Now i’m gonna go read your blog.

  175. rockman April 1, 2009 at 11:58 am #

    Password please so that i may fully appreciate your brilliant intellect and rapier wit.

  176. kim April 1, 2009 at 1:39 pm #

    Password please…you’re great! Do you twitter?

  177. Kristi S April 1, 2009 at 2:15 pm #

    I don’t work with you, but I follow on twitter… I am too curious not to request a password… please?

  178. ally April 4, 2009 at 12:44 am #

    so… i have no clue who you are… but i do love to read about gossip… and rants and raves…so can i “play” too and have the password?? thanks!!

  179. Crystal April 5, 2009 at 4:02 pm #

    Yes, Please!

  180. Barb April 8, 2009 at 2:08 pm #

    I’m supposed to be working but can’t stop reading your blog! Very funny. Can I please have the password?

  181. Moss April 8, 2009 at 6:39 pm #

    I don’t know you and I want to read about Bachelor #1.

  182. Srg April 9, 2009 at 5:53 am #

    Ok I’ve been reading your blog for months now and curiosity is getting the better of me. Especially w/regards to bachelor #1! And I work for an insurance company, so I highly doubt we know each other.

  183. Donna April 9, 2009 at 7:48 pm #

    Your blog is hilarious. Can I please have the password?

  184. marc April 10, 2009 at 9:48 pm #

    Password please!

  185. Shannon April 13, 2009 at 10:12 pm #

    Can i have the password please? :o)

  186. eslocura April 20, 2009 at 5:55 am #

    I just found your blog, I live in Puerto Rico so am sure that I am not a co worker, I just started reading your blog, and the curiosity is killing me … so go ahead send me the password, otherwise I may freak out at being left out

  187. LaurieLou April 21, 2009 at 2:42 pm #

    I give in…I need the password, too. Your blog has kept me in procrastination mode for awhile now, and if I don’t get to read the protected posts, I may have to go do some actual work. Please don’t force that on me.

  188. Aritza, goddess of .. April 27, 2009 at 9:52 am #

    password please ? pretty pretty please ?
    I just have to know more now .. or just like LaurieLou, I’ll have to get back to work .. hehe

  189. Obesio April 27, 2009 at 8:03 pm #

    I would appreciate the password. I can guarantee that I am not your colleague or co-worker.

  190. lola April 27, 2009 at 8:51 pm #

    password please.

  191. Dale April 28, 2009 at 11:17 am #

    I’m hooked on your blog! I promise I don’t work with you.

  192. Jeanne M. May 1, 2009 at 10:24 am #

    Hi, I really enjoy reading your blog as a single woman in Boston. I promise I don’t work with you – I’m unemployed! 😦 Love to get the password so I can read more! Jeanne

  193. Erin May 9, 2009 at 7:50 pm #

    I just found your blog through the post on Single Edition. I’ve been reading your archives all day, and I love your blog!! I’d love to read your password protected posts. I live in the Chi, so I’m about 100% sure we’re not co-workers. 🙂

  194. cassie May 26, 2009 at 12:37 pm #

    just found your blog today and i love it!!!…i dont work and live in a different state…password please???

  195. Thom Barnett May 26, 2009 at 8:18 pm #

    Um – I have worked with you – but not for a long while.
    Is that a problem??? Is there an exemption procedure? lol

  196. stu May 27, 2009 at 2:22 pm #

    Nope, don’t work with you, but would like too! May I have the password please?

  197. rockman May 27, 2009 at 2:49 pm #

    my dumb ass lost the password, can you send it to me again?

  198. rondamarie May 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm #

    Just started reading your blog a few weeks ago. I’d love to have the password so I can read ALL of the posts. Please and thanks!

  199. Joan Novark May 27, 2009 at 9:50 pm #

    Can I have a password, please?

    BTW thanks for commenting on my blog!

  200. Singletude May 29, 2009 at 12:06 am #

    I work alone so unless you are a voice in my head–and you are far too humorous to be one of my boring voices–then I don’t work with you.

    May I have the password? Pretty please?

  201. Brianna June 3, 2009 at 8:23 am #

    I dont even know you…

  202. Ask Alice June 4, 2009 at 11:25 pm #

    Hey, I like password-protected things.

    Even better when I actually have the password

    (that’s a hint)

  203. Curlygrl June 9, 2009 at 6:08 pm #

    Ooooo I’d love to hear humiliating stories!

    P.S.- I’m a West Coast girl so that’s a guarantee we don’t know each other

  204. Cameron June 11, 2009 at 12:19 pm #

    I’m pretty sure I don’t work with you. You don’t commute to Illinois, do you? Could I have the password please? 🙂

  205. Josie June 11, 2009 at 12:56 pm #

    Hi, I’d love your password. It’ll help make my boring day at the office go by.


  206. Mary Cocoa Butter June 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm #

    I more then love you and have been in a sex shop with you. Trying to think of a reason I don’t have the password. Ha. Please….

  207. Miney June 16, 2009 at 8:35 pm #

    Hi! I don’ t work with you, and don’t even know where you work. I’m new to reading your blog, but have found it highly entertaining so far! Could you send me the password, please? 🙂 Thanks!

  208. Cass June 19, 2009 at 1:20 pm #

    New to your blog but you certainly crack me up. Would love to read the newest entry. 🙂

  209. Natalie Cacciatore June 19, 2009 at 6:55 pm #

    I just got laid off so I def don’t work with you 🙂

  210. gullybogan June 19, 2009 at 9:09 pm #

    I don’t think i work with you. Are you the thing that makes the bumping noises in the wall behind the dishwasher?

    If not, then we’re good.

  211. Dani June 21, 2009 at 5:43 am #

    well, it is probably about time I posted on here because guessing sure isnt work. I am so non creative.

  212. Joanna June 22, 2009 at 8:19 am #

    Different state….no way I could work with you!

  213. vancitydiva June 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm #

    From Canada, just found your blog. Love it and definitely do not work with you.

  214. Sassy June 23, 2009 at 10:21 am #

    I can stand it nooooooo longer… must. Have. Password. In DC, but definitely don’t work with you (itinerant freelance musicians are much more bus station types than 9-to-5-ers.) Feel free to check the blog and the Alter Ego in the sidebar to verify. See? All good.

  215. Stephanie June 23, 2009 at 8:08 pm #

    I wish I did work with you so I could see the participants in all these shenanigans for real. Until then, I’ll have to be content with the password. =)

  216. auishtha June 24, 2009 at 2:09 am #

    hey 🙂 I’m still studying here in the Philippines so, apparently, I don’t work with you 🙂

    Please, please, please, lemme have the password? Thanks a bunch.

  217. Sooz June 26, 2009 at 3:27 am #

    password please….Im pretty sure I dont work with you because a] I know nothing about financial stuff and b] Im in Australia.

  218. Moni June 26, 2009 at 7:55 am #

    I’m from Paraguay, there’s no way I could work with you or know anyone that does.

    Great blog!

  219. aande June 26, 2009 at 9:07 am #

    Hi- just found and am addicted to your blog. May I have the password please?

  220. mystormysea July 2, 2009 at 7:52 pm #

    Hey, your blog is awesome! Always great for a good laugh. Would love the password to the protected posts. Thanks! 🙂

  221. Sarah Senica July 2, 2009 at 8:49 pm #

    Gotta gotta gotta have me that password!

  222. Lily July 9, 2009 at 11:50 am #

    I was sent your blog by an addicted friend, and now I’m addicted! I’m sure I don’t know you as I don’t work out there in the real world.
    Password, Please, Please, Please???

  223. Cara July 10, 2009 at 1:37 pm #

    Password please? I swear I don’t work with you, although that’s probably a sad thing since you sound hilarious.

  224. Amber July 10, 2009 at 2:46 pm #

    Please send me the password. The curiosity is killing me. I’m missing out on way too much without it.

  225. Cathy July 10, 2009 at 3:05 pm #

    I do not work with you. I live in a whole nother state even. Please grant me access to the magic kingdom. Pleeeeeeeezzzzzeee.

  226. Donna July 13, 2009 at 5:55 am #

    Nope don’t work with you, but I read you at work so password please ……

  227. Neetu July 13, 2009 at 11:10 am #

    i live in trinidad….real country i swear

    sooo it’s doubtful that we work together 🙂

  228. notamirror July 17, 2009 at 3:59 pm #

    I follow you on Twitter and you frequently tantalize me with password-protected posts.

    Can I please have the password? I live in Canada, nowhere near your work.


  229. uberfrau July 19, 2009 at 9:15 pm #

    I would like a password, and no, I do work with you.

  230. Nigel July 30, 2009 at 10:23 am #

    I might work with you one day but until that time can I have a password please?

  231. amysprite August 1, 2009 at 8:24 pm #

    How about that password? I definitely don’t work with you because I haven’t had a job in over 10 years! 😉

  232. Gina August 20, 2009 at 10:47 am #

    I promise I don’t work with you…You are hilarious !
    Password please ma’am .

    Hey there, Gina! I just tried to send you the password, but the email is wrong. Email me at so I have the right address to send it to. -CS

  233. Angela August 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm #

    I do not work with you, promise. Washington state is my home. Love your writing style!

  234. Sharon August 28, 2009 at 12:28 pm #

    I want the password! I don’t work with you : )

  235. Melaka September 8, 2009 at 5:44 pm #

    Ooo, oooo, can I please have the password? I’m all the way down here in Galveston Texas and found your blog a couple of weeks ago! I love your blog!!!

  236. mizfinin September 9, 2009 at 10:41 am #

    Yo-Hoo…I swear I don’t work with you (unless you’re an electrician or a plumber or a mason) and I would just love to read anything that’s password protected. I’m nosy that that way. (^_^)

    Wonderful blog!

  237. Dawn September 12, 2009 at 10:13 am #

    No, I do not work with you, but I bet it would be fun!

  238. Teryn September 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm #

    Promise I don’t work with you and just found your blog today. I am really enjoying you, keep it up! 🙂

  239. steph September 15, 2009 at 8:06 pm #

    I don’t work with you! My co-workers are all bitches head by a queen bitch. oh I hate my job. but your blog makes me happy!

  240. mommasunshine September 17, 2009 at 5:13 pm #

    I would like the password, please!! 🙂

  241. Tracy September 21, 2009 at 4:50 pm #

    Think your blog is awesome! I live in a totally different country.Wish I worked with you!

  242. Laura September 29, 2009 at 5:23 pm #

    I love your blog

  243. Emily October 8, 2009 at 2:58 pm #

    Recently found your blog and am SO enjoying it. But I need the password please!

  244. unofficialplayer October 9, 2009 at 2:44 am #

    in the philippines, 31, most likely to remain single forever. love the blog, need the password.

  245. Kelli October 9, 2009 at 2:29 pm #

    Can I be in on the secret?

  246. dean-wormer October 11, 2009 at 6:22 pm #

    so, once upon a time I had your password…. and I cherished it – really, I did. and then – I don’t know – something came between us, and I ignored the password, and it left me, and I’m sooooo sad….

    please, please, grace me again with the knowledge of the password. your humble reader in Nashville.

  247. Amber October 14, 2009 at 12:29 am #

    Please? Thank you!

  248. Bored Housewife October 22, 2009 at 1:43 pm #

    Can I please have a password? I swear I don’t work with you, live next door to you, or know your family. I would like to buy you a cocktail though.

  249. Jay N. October 24, 2009 at 10:21 am #

    Wish i worked with you…

  250. rachel October 26, 2009 at 6:01 pm #

    Sounds like working with you would be fun, but I don’t. Can I have the password??

  251. Debbie October 29, 2009 at 6:51 pm #

    I don’t know you, but I’d love the password.

    Pretty please!

  252. Mandy Porath October 31, 2009 at 7:43 pm #

    I have never even been within 500 miles of MD, so may I have the password?

  253. Tamara November 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm #

    Would love the pass. Newly single at 30 something and hoping for some inspiration!

  254. April November 24, 2009 at 2:52 pm #

    I wish I worked with you, at least I we could entertain ourselves at our boring jobs!! Can I pleeeeaase have your password??

  255. Bel November 27, 2009 at 12:18 pm #

    Recently stumbled upon your blog and love it. I promise I don’t work with you. I am way down south in Texas. So may I please have the password

  256. Diana December 2, 2009 at 9:58 am #

    been reading for a while, I do not work with you 🙂
    but would like the password please……

  257. Lucy December 3, 2009 at 9:12 pm #

    I wish I worked with you, your blog is hilarious! Password please!

  258. Yvette December 6, 2009 at 8:44 pm #

    I do not work with you, unless you were just hired by the VA.

  259. Cheryl December 9, 2009 at 11:42 am #

    This is Cheryl. You know Mike “The Cock Of Life”‘s wife. Do I qualify to get the password? Just lovin’ the blog.

  260. kathcom December 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm #

    Pretty please? I spent the first minute thinking your post today was one of those, “How do you keep a Polack busy?” jokes. I wish I worked with you but I’m just a fellow blogger who wants to read your posts.

  261. Les duLunch December 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm #

    Please, and thank you kindly.

  262. The Real Deal December 14, 2009 at 3:59 pm #

    If reading your blog is this much fun, imagine working with you?! Sadly, I don’t work with you but can i pllllllleaaase have the password 🙂

  263. alyson December 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm #

    I love your blog. I promise I don’t work with you, but I kinda wish I did because you are hilarious. Can I have the password? Thanks.

  264. Chele December 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm #

    Holy awesome blog…pleeease give me your password! I live in AZ and am reading your blog at work during the holidaze!

    merry, merry – chele

  265. jasmine December 23, 2009 at 3:05 pm #

    Damn Chele, above, sent me your blog and I am doing the same as she, so I will need the password too, mainly so we can discuss your blog over drinks.


  266. michelle cougan January 1, 2010 at 12:03 pm #

    I used to have a password for the Catherinette Chronicles but can’t remember what it was. Can I have a new one? (think of me as that annoying kid you went to grade school with who was always asking the same question over and over again)

  267. Sarah M January 8, 2010 at 4:27 pm #

    Pretty sure yours is the funniest blog I’ve ever read…

  268. NJlioness January 9, 2010 at 1:10 pm #

    website NSFW..semi-nekkid pics of yummy men! However I don’t have a paying job, so I couldn’t possible work with you…but if your hiring, I could totally work with you…great blog by the way…you make me laugh everyday! Keep up the great work.

  269. Cathy January 9, 2010 at 6:31 pm #

    I’ve been reading your page for the last month or so and totally love it!

    Unless your in my area (Texas) I dont work with you (grin)

  270. Cyndi January 13, 2010 at 12:26 pm #

    password please

  271. Breezy January 13, 2010 at 1:36 pm #

    Thought I would just skip those and not worry with it but now it’s killin me! Password please.

    ps. you make it extrememly obvious I’m not working when I’m sitting at my desk laughing out loud.

  272. He Who Laughs Last January 13, 2010 at 4:03 pm #

    I’m intrigued! Would love the password…

  273. bill carrico January 13, 2010 at 6:49 pm #

    I live in California and would love to have the password.

  274. Brandi January 13, 2010 at 7:12 pm #

    Having never been to Baltimore, I’m reasonably certain I don’t work with you. I just found your blog and it’s great – you’re writing about my life, so I don’t have to! Hooray! Anyway, can I pleeeese have the password? Thanks, B

  275. linka72 January 16, 2010 at 10:32 am #

    oooo..I wanna password too!! I guess I should say “please” huh?..I’ve always been a rude bitch, I’m sorry..please forgive me?

  276. SarahKate January 22, 2010 at 3:05 pm #

    oopps..just commented on the about you section for the password, then found this

    this is what i get for using google reader for so long and not inspecting people’s blog layouts!! now i’ve installed the google “next” button and have been opened to a whole new world of blog designs and secret passwords!!

    and I promise I don’t work with you, I don’t think anyone I work with is as interesting as you…granted I work with 3 other people all over the age of 40.

  277. CMarie January 26, 2010 at 9:38 am #

    Can I have the password please? Thx!!

  278. Anna January 26, 2010 at 3:03 pm #

    I work in NJ…Can I have the password please?Thanks!

  279. Bucky January 30, 2010 at 7:19 am #

    I don’t work with you…I found this through your Top Ten list on Dining@Large. Can I have the password, because I’m guess as good as the things I’ve read are, the really good stuff is password protected.

  280. ashley January 30, 2010 at 10:26 am #

    I promise I don’t work with you either!!! I just started reading and I really enjoy your blog so far!

  281. Nicole January 30, 2010 at 2:53 pm #

    May I please have the password? Thanks!

  282. Debralee February 1, 2010 at 12:51 pm #

    OK…I need to see what I’ve been missing!!! Give me the damn password!

  283. Charmed Girl February 2, 2010 at 8:27 pm #

    I can’t deal with suspense… the password pretty please?

  284. Delicieux February 4, 2010 at 11:17 pm #

    Definitely not a coworker… P-dub please 🙂

  285. Frank February 5, 2010 at 4:45 pm #

    Hi again Sooz, I take back what I said. Having looked again, I realise that I had only “stumbled” across the home page and had missed the writings that do remind me of the real Sooz. You do sound as good as I have heard you… F.

  286. Julie February 7, 2010 at 9:16 pm #

    PW please? I don’t work with you.

  287. Adonis Jefferson February 8, 2010 at 9:19 pm #

    PW please? I don’t work with you.

  288. Jenn February 8, 2010 at 9:24 pm #

    Hi. I know you don’t know me, but I love your blog, and I promise I dont work with you. Can I be part of the In Crowd too? Thanks!

  289. Gaby February 10, 2010 at 1:41 pm #

    Pleassse you would know if I worked with you.


  290. Lauren February 15, 2010 at 9:45 pm #

    I love in Cape Town, South Africa so I HIGHLY doubt I work with you 😛

  291. Lauren February 15, 2010 at 9:46 pm #

    I live in Cape Town, South Africa so I HIGHLY doubt I work with you 😛

  292. Efthemios February 17, 2010 at 11:26 pm #

    I wish I worked with you, but I live in California … so bring it on 😉

  293. Jennifer February 22, 2010 at 12:13 pm #

    Don’t work with you…just found your blog and love it. PW please!

  294. Rebecca February 22, 2010 at 11:03 pm #

    I would love your password! I don’t think I work with you unless you work in a hospital in Ohio.

  295. Allison February 23, 2010 at 4:03 pm #

    I dont work with you but i am loving your blog! I want in on all the PW protected juice:)

  296. Jolene February 24, 2010 at 12:47 pm #

    I don’t work with you, I work with truck drivers all day 😉

  297. Geelow February 24, 2010 at 7:25 pm #

    Alright, I’ve tried not to be nosy but now I must ask: Can I please see the private stuff?
    I do know you but I promise not to tell how!

  298. Becky March 1, 2010 at 10:36 am #

    I don’t work with you but have a feeling I can relate to your work stories. Could I get the password?

  299. Trixie March 5, 2010 at 10:27 am #

    Came across this also from D@L. Love your blog and sense of humor! Would appreciate the password. Thanks!

  300. Ashley March 12, 2010 at 2:05 am #

    I don’t even know how I foudn your blog. I was looking for a devilishly handsom picture of John Krasinski to prove my point he is the sexiest office man alive, and I came across this. I’ve been reading your posts and can’t stop laughing. Now I’m dying to read this secret post, and I’m not even sure why?
    Thank you for entertaining me, ha.

  301. Sarah P. March 23, 2010 at 9:15 am #

    So after six months of reading your blog, numerous comments, recipe suggestions, “Tip”-offs, and mutual chef drooling, you’d think I would have figured this out sooner. Hook a girl up with a password? Thanks doll.

  302. Julie March 31, 2010 at 1:14 pm #

    LOVE YOUR BLOG, just found it yesterday and am already up to 2009 🙂

  303. Julie March 31, 2010 at 1:15 pm #

    Love your blog, just found it yesterday and i have aready read the last 15 pages 🙂

  304. Elle April 6, 2010 at 4:27 am #

    Love your blog! Stumbled across it over easter , great reading 🙂

  305. Virginia April 7, 2010 at 11:19 am #

    Love your blog. Who do I have to fuck to get a password?

  306. pilateslvr April 7, 2010 at 2:00 pm #

    Love your site! Can I read more? Pretty please?

  307. Lil' Brown Girl April 7, 2010 at 4:26 pm #

    Don’t work with you….just wish I did 🙂

  308. Mindi April 10, 2010 at 9:25 pm #

    I don’t work with you, I’m just tired of not seeing the protected stuff! 🙂

  309. Tuesday April 25, 2010 at 2:51 pm #

    Can´t remember how I found your blog, but now reading it has become almost daily entertainment. I´d love to read also the posts behind the password 😉
    Oh and I definitely don´t work with you, I live on the other side of the Atlantic.

  310. Liz April 28, 2010 at 3:15 pm #

    Hello! Just recently found your blog and would love to read the protected posts! May I have the password?

  311. Meg May 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm #

    Unless you’ve taken to working at a little-known coffee shop in your off time, we don’t work together.

  312. Dominique May 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm #

    Can I have the password please?

  313. Anissa Liska May 10, 2010 at 9:09 am #

    Thanks for the password. I recently found your blog and love it!

  314. lster921 May 27, 2010 at 12:08 pm #

    You know I don’t work with you. You know how badly I wish I DID work with you. And my hot little hands? Really, really hot right now. And Yeah. I mean in box.

  315. Ivette May 29, 2010 at 4:26 pm #

    As I was searching for a distraction from my broken heart and looking up the five stages of grief, somehow I found your website. As I read about your own experience with a break-up, it brought relief to come across another fool for love. Just as someone who left a comment before said … we share a similar view of the world. Though I may be just an even bigger fool for love. I’m looking for the blog where you and Mr. X get back together. Or Mr. X begs you to be with him, but you’ve already moved on (girl-power!. Something to give me hope there will be a tomorrow for me. Or maybe just a good laugh. Password, please?

  316. Bets June 3, 2010 at 1:23 pm #

    I defnately don’t work with you as we never have such misadventures!

  317. Barb June 3, 2010 at 1:44 pm #

    Nope, don’t work with you and I want to know who the biggest douche in Philly is. Please?!?



  318. Nashia June 4, 2010 at 2:12 pm #

    I definitely do not work with you. May I please have the password?

  319. Kandice June 4, 2010 at 4:18 pm #

    I would love the password. I live on the other side of the country, but find your blog so entertaining.

  320. Gina June 6, 2010 at 6:23 pm #

    I stumbled onto your blog while looking at pictures of the most adorable john krasinski, and its quite amazing! I promise I don’t work with you 😀

  321. JRM June 12, 2010 at 11:36 pm #

    Password please and thank you!!

  322. librarycinderella June 18, 2010 at 4:32 pm #

    Unless you work for a large law firm, I definitely do not work with you. I had found your blog from Wide Lawns. I love it.

  323. Meloi June 24, 2010 at 10:48 am #

    love love your blog. and there is no way we’re workmates. 🙂

  324. jackie hines July 2, 2010 at 2:12 pm #

    LOVE your blog! OMG how insane are you? Just enough!!
    LOL!!! Please let me in……..please.

  325. jackie hines July 2, 2010 at 2:29 pm #

    Oh and did i mention….i LOVE Bossy and Ree tooooo!!!! You lucky lucky lady to get to meet and greet AND take pics with them. I don’t know you (except in my mind where we have just the best fun ev-ahh) nor do i work with you (cuz if we did i’m sure we’d BOTH be looking for new employment)…why does the workplace frown so on scream out loud laughter??

  326. Cassandrae July 9, 2010 at 9:27 am #

    First off, we have matching themes!!! Kisses all round!

    Ok, I am dying of password-lack and you don’t want that on your conscience, do you???

    Not a coworker, just a stalker.

    Love you. xx

  327. Sofiye July 18, 2010 at 9:49 pm #

    Hi! May I have the password please? Thanks!

  328. Regine August 1, 2010 at 7:03 pm #

    I don’t work with you either

  329. Julie August 1, 2010 at 7:28 pm #

    I live on the west coast. I for sure don’t know you, nor am I a stalker. (: Now that that’s cleared up… Password please and thank you?

  330. Catherine August 3, 2010 at 12:01 am #

    Loving the blog! May I please have the password? And, I totally envy your anonymity – everyone who reads my blog knows exactly who I am :).

  331. Paige August 3, 2010 at 12:51 am #

    I need the password so I can read about your horrible date!

  332. Amy August 3, 2010 at 5:38 am #

    i just stumbbled on your blog and love it! and i don’t work so you definitely don’t know me 😛 can i have the password please? 🙂

  333. Conflicted Mean Girl August 3, 2010 at 10:52 am #

    password please. 🙂 Unless you are the condescending 50-year old beyotch whose office is down the hall we don’t work together. The only other people here are guys.

  334. Amanda August 3, 2010 at 11:35 am #

    I’ve been reading your blog for almost two years now and crack up with every post. I’m from a po-dunk town in the big state of SD (aka SodaKota) so we don’t work together. I wish we did, though, you say many of the same things I do about family, friends, little terror nieces & nephews, and co-workers. We don’t have any fancy clubs or celebrities here, but we do have some pretty hot boys that could definitely make your JTT posts.

  335. BP August 3, 2010 at 1:46 pm #

    Number 336, I don’t work with you either….password please 🙂

  336. Shireen August 4, 2010 at 6:00 pm #

    Live in Dallas, don’t work with you. Please send me your password, this stuff is too funny!

  337. Veronica August 5, 2010 at 7:32 am #

    Passy the word please…

  338. cappy August 19, 2010 at 5:43 pm #

    your blog makes me laugh like mad. cheers!

  339. cappy @ writer's block August 23, 2010 at 11:23 pm #

    i live a zillion miles away from you – we’re not coworkers 🙂

  340. mscori August 30, 2010 at 12:05 pm #

    Im a new singleton after 3 yrs and randomly found your posts on 3D. Sarcastically Geniously hilarious. The fact that you mention bridget jones(my fav singleon in the world)made my day.You’re my kind of lady and now I MUST have the password to bring brightness to my otherwise dry uneventful workday. I live in VA, so I don’t work with you. 😉

  341. Ruth August 31, 2010 at 8:06 am #


    I am loving your work, please can I have the password to more hilarity!

  342. Texas Red August 31, 2010 at 5:49 pm #

    Totally love your blog! Thanks for keeping me occupied all afternoon at my boring ass job. I’m trying to keep the laughter to myself as to not attract any attention. Would love the password!


  343. Dee August 31, 2010 at 11:31 pm #

    i live in canada…. sooo i dont work with you…
    ahaha, but i do love your blog and want the password…. please?

  344. Kelly September 1, 2010 at 12:01 am #

    Looks like you have way more than just 20 readers. I as well do not work with you nor live anywhere near you.

  345. Ashley Eiban September 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm #

    I would love the password 🙂 I love reading your blog, it helps me get through my super long work day!

  346. Liz J September 6, 2010 at 3:16 pm #

    Promise, we have never met!!! I’m late 30ish and in a Milwaukee suburb. Have been enjoying spending my Labor Day reading your blog!


  347. Cheryl September 7, 2010 at 10:54 am #


    I’ve been reading you for years and finally have decided to ask for the password. We’ve never met but perhaps I’ve seen you at a bar in Charm city and not even known who you were. LOL.


  348. Jade September 7, 2010 at 11:02 am #

    Just found your blog- Hilarious!

    And for the record, I live in London and definately dont work with you. 🙂

  349. cocktailsattiffanys September 7, 2010 at 2:11 pm #

    I am 99% sure you don’t work with us, but it’d be kind of bad ass if you did!


    Lucky & Gizzy

  350. Barb September 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm #

    I’m catching up on my reading and would love to know how the date with mom jeans went. Please send the password. Thanks!

  351. One2Many September 15, 2010 at 6:32 pm #

    Only reason I would like to work with you is to see how hot Office Adonis is. I could use some eye candy in my office.

  352. Robbie September 21, 2010 at 10:10 am #

    Hello there Catherinette,

    I would like the password to your secrets so I can follow your interesting life including your private thoughts and adventures hidden from all but your most loyal fans of which I am one.

    I do not work with you; I have never met you in person and most likely never will.

    Your loyal fan

  353. Nicole-lyn September 25, 2010 at 10:55 am #

    Please, oh please! May I have the password? I am dying to know what is behind these secret doors!

  354. vellutobruno68 September 25, 2010 at 1:18 pm #

    Love your blog!

    I’m 100% sure I don’t work with you. My office isn’t remotely interesting…

    May I have the password please?

  355. Madison September 25, 2010 at 8:42 pm #

    Unless you’re a professional ballet dancer, we definitely don’t work together 🙂

  356. Fernanda September 26, 2010 at 11:00 am #

    I’m from Brazil, so we are not co-workers at all.

  357. John September 26, 2010 at 11:29 am #

    I am riveted to my seat awaiting the p-word

  358. Kadri September 26, 2010 at 12:40 pm #

    Just spent my Saturday night(yeah, dont ask) reading your blog, its awesome! Laughed my abs to 6pack because of the Darth Vader GPS thing as well:D

    I live all the way in Europe in a country you probably never heard of, so definitelly not a colleague and would love to have the password also:)

  359. Ashley September 26, 2010 at 9:19 pm #

    Have been reading the blog and thought I’d just avoid the password protected entries…but…your latest post has piqued my curiosity – can I please have the password? I promise I don’t work with you…I don’t even live in the same country as you!

  360. Dogette September 26, 2010 at 9:28 pm #

    Okay, so I thought I could successfully enjoy your blog without ever needing to ask for the password, but I just have to know…

    I PROMISE I don’t know you 🙂

  361. inidna September 27, 2010 at 1:47 am #

    I’m pretty sure I’ve never worked with you cuz I just graduated from uni on the other side of the world 🙂 can I pretty pretty please with a cherry on top have the password? Super excited to read more funnies 🙂

  362. Black Unicorn September 27, 2010 at 7:34 am #

    I live in Australia. Fairly sure I dont work with you

  363. Cait September 27, 2010 at 10:06 am #

    I definitely don’t work with you unless you’re secretly a guy 🙂

  364. MoiiiMoiii September 27, 2010 at 11:17 am #

    In Canada, definitely don’t work together!

  365. Meg September 27, 2010 at 11:51 am #

    I promise I don’t work with you! Would love to read more. And I really hope this blog turns into a book or something – you are too funny not to be published!

  366. Jessi September 27, 2010 at 2:26 pm #

    I promise I don’t work with you

  367. Mscori September 28, 2010 at 2:17 pm #

    Sadly, I lost my password and need it again. I promise I’ll tattoo it to my face if I lose it again. And I live in boringsville, va so I don’t work with you.

  368. ImTheChez September 29, 2010 at 11:10 am #

    I’m dying to know what the hell the Office Adonis did! I promise that I do not work with you. I live in a completely different state.

  369. JKP October 2, 2010 at 4:39 pm #

    Found your site from Widelawns and Narrow Minds and have been very entertained so far. Would love to read the password protected posts. Thanks!

  370. Mel October 3, 2010 at 8:34 pm #

    Password please! Have to find out what happened with Office Adonis…

  371. Clicking Frogs October 10, 2010 at 10:34 am #

    I really need the password… and you need to get near some peen and then tell us all about it. At least go out on some bad dates so I don’t feel so all alone!

  372. Christine October 12, 2010 at 12:02 am #

    I would love the password! I promise I don’t work with you – I live in Australia!

  373. irodetheshortbus October 13, 2010 at 10:57 am #

    Password please! I live in Canada and do not work with you. I just typed that with an accent…

  374. Lisa October 13, 2010 at 3:41 pm #

    Your blog is hilarious! I live in Minnesota so I definitely don’t work with you…..password please???

  375. Dannie October 17, 2010 at 12:01 pm #

    I’m a little nervous to ask for the password…it will most certainly result in more inappropriate outbursts of laughter while at the office.

  376. Confessions Of A Dizzy Blonde October 18, 2010 at 12:50 am #

    Need I say the obvious? I do not work with you 🙂 Would love the password! Thank you!

  377. Sara October 18, 2010 at 2:06 am #

    Would love the password. I live in Italy and don’t have a job, so I can’t possibly work with you. Thanks!

  378. ellensguidetobadinternetdating October 31, 2010 at 2:22 am #

    What can I say? I’m a nosy broad (not the most fitting of ‘B’ terms when describing me, but certainly the most PG). Would love to be able to read about the Office Adonis! 😉

    Great blog, btw ~ just found you today …… ewww, did that sound creepy? I loved your posts about internet dating as I am living that hell right now …

  379. Vanessa November 8, 2010 at 4:16 pm #

    I just found your blog today!! And I promise I do not work with you..unless you work in Columbia, MO?? lol

  380. Jen November 17, 2010 at 10:06 am #

    You sent me your password a couple of months back….and now I have lost it. OOPS! Could you please send me another email with the password? Thanks

  381. Cat Nap Therapy November 23, 2010 at 8:01 am #

    OK I do not work with you… Dying to read more!! What’s the password?

  382. c. November 25, 2010 at 7:55 am #

    being an unemployed student living halfway across the world, pretty sure we don’t work together.
    so can you unlock the world’s mysteries? pretty please?

  383. Ari December 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm #

    Love your blog! I had the password once and I lost it. I promise I don’t work with you….everyone here is 50+ besides me 🙂

  384. elsye December 8, 2010 at 12:12 pm #

    ok please can i have the password….my FOMO is kickin in!

  385. Charlie December 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm #

    Please, madam, may I be given the privilege of a password to your innermosts thoughts and stuff?

  386. youngprofessionalmc December 9, 2010 at 2:27 pm #

    I promise I don’t know you, just found your blog from another blog. I would loooooooove to know what’s behind the locked door 🙂
    P.S. What a good way to drive suspense and readership!

  387. Angela Chang December 9, 2010 at 10:49 pm #

    Nope! Definitely don’t work with you. I don’t work!

  388. Hoody Hoo December 10, 2010 at 9:54 am #

    I know I don’t work with you — I’m all by myself in this room, and if you were here, I’d see you… wouldn’t I?

  389. PrincessVic December 12, 2010 at 5:13 am #

    Pretty please with sugar on top may I please have the password?? I can assure you that unless you fly 40 hours each day (???) we don’t work together 🙂

  390. bye2mrwrong December 12, 2010 at 10:10 am #


    I know I’m a bit late (new blogger)….but by now I’m interested in the REAL stories your posting here.
    Any chance i can get that password?

  391. Traci December 16, 2010 at 10:18 am #

    I’m certain we don’t work together, but wish we did. My office life could stand to be improved!

  392. Amanda December 21, 2010 at 12:41 pm #

    Been reading your blogs for years. Would LOVE the password.

  393. Yvette December 23, 2010 at 11:27 pm #

    I really hope I don’t work with you because so far this blog is like reading my mind. so if i DO work with you… please make an exception for me!

  394. Jen December 26, 2010 at 1:50 pm #

    Hello – I came across your blog through Catherine’s Simply Solo blog (I saw her commenting up top) and wanted to keep on reading. Love the way you write and once I started I couldn’t stop. Would love to have the password.

    I just moved to Brasil , so I def don’t work w you 🙂

  395. lotbuluran December 29, 2010 at 8:53 am #

    Everyone’s interested. So I guess I should be too? Well, I totally don’t have a work.

  396. loulou January 2, 2011 at 7:34 pm #

    So glad I’ve found you! Password please!!

  397. aimee January 18, 2011 at 3:06 pm #

    love your blog, and while I do live in Baltimore I’m pretty darn sure we don’t nor have worked together. My work place is not nearly as entertaining…

  398. Meghan January 21, 2011 at 9:56 am #

    I can guarantee that I do not work with you! 🙂 But I located your blog a few days ago and am determined to go through all of the archives.

    So sorry if this is stalker-esque.

  399. Kathleen Krulich February 1, 2011 at 12:24 pm #

    I don’t work with you and would love the password. Your blog is great.
    Sellersville, PA

  400. Jaclyn Rae February 10, 2011 at 1:49 am #

    I’m so glad I found your blog today– it’s hilarious! Password please? 🙂

  401. Singlette March 2, 2011 at 8:16 pm #

    so you have TOTALLY intrigued me w your nicknames for everyone (i do that) and you post for today. can i be entertained and get the password, please?

  402. Jessica Carter April 6, 2011 at 5:54 pm #

    Ran across your blog, flippin’ hilarious! I have used the word peen for years, awesome to find another peen lover, ya know what I mean!

  403. ChristinaK April 24, 2011 at 10:14 pm #

    Since I’m in Canada there’s a high probability that I don’t work with you.

  404. Laura May 10, 2011 at 11:24 am #

    Would love to hear more!

  405. The T May 15, 2011 at 10:48 pm #

    Wench…I am the extra good looking man-stud who delivers packages to you and stuff at no i don’t work with you…but I’m working with what I got… so give me your password..

    ok just kidding…I can deliver loads…but not to your work unless you live on an island in the Caribbean…so gimme your password…and I’ll give you…um..well um… I wear a size 14 shoe doesn’t that count for anything??? damn you..don’t be chincy…. give love to the “T”


  406. Tess May 17, 2011 at 3:33 pm #

    Stumbled across your site. Would love to have the password, please!

  407. Twittergirl419 May 28, 2011 at 6:42 am #

    Pretty Pretty Please? I have read everything else 🙂 And you can check my facebook! 🙂

  408. Sivan Barak June 3, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    Been reading your blog for so long, and would totally love having the password.

    Pretty please with some sugar on top? 🙂

  409. sillymoose June 21, 2011 at 12:11 pm #

    hey hey, I’m from South Africa…so I don’t know if even by the 6 degrees of seperation rule I know you. 🙂

  410. Rainy June 25, 2011 at 1:11 am #

    Just found you from the Cocktails at Tiffany’s girls site…so far, I like what I see and I’d like to see more. Nooooo, not in the whatever-opposite-of-Mary-way is. I wanna read your funny stuff!!! I KNOW I don’t work with you…cuz I don’t work!! (which means more time to read your blog!)!!! Yaaaaaaaayyyy!!!

  411. AmericanBridget July 4, 2011 at 1:42 pm #

    Just stumbled across your fantastic blog. From one Bridget Jones to another…

    Would love the secret code to all your musings and daily antics!


  412. vellutobruno68 July 10, 2011 at 5:39 pm #

    I did some major email cleaning and … oops! I still don’t work with you, so may I be granted reentry in to the secret domain please?

  413. ShoeGal July 12, 2011 at 6:53 pm #

    I am pretty sure I have no real life association with you….can I have the password…Please?!

  414. jalapenogal July 13, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    i use to have it but misplaced it since i had to never use it and then you throw a curve ball and have a private post. i must read. i love your blogs! so entertaining 🙂 for reals.

  415. Caitlin Aingé July 13, 2011 at 10:42 pm #

    I’m another Fred’neck reader. I don’t work with you, although sometimes I wish I did!

  416. misty July 15, 2011 at 2:29 am #

    Please- I don’t work with anyone- LOL

  417. vLee August 5, 2011 at 7:53 pm #

    PW please! Just came upon your site… It makes me smile 🙂

  418. Tina August 7, 2011 at 12:13 pm #

    I don’t work with you. I currently don’t work at all. Your blog is a highlight of my days. Always amusing and hits close to home for me. Keep on blogging!

  419. Chris August 10, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    I’ve been enjoying your blog for awhile now… finally breaking down and requesting the password!

  420. Erica August 15, 2011 at 12:24 pm #

    I live in Richmond, VA, just found your blog through another blog I read…I love it! Totally my sense of humor, you must let me have the password, I can’t wait to read these posts!!!! : )

  421. pdxfoodpirate August 17, 2011 at 6:18 pm #

    I am writing a blog about getting even with the man…aka work. I was looking around at other blogs to get some pointer on how to start and stumbled upon yours. You are hilarious and I love reading your blogs, then I came to the pasword protected ones, I was bummed, then I saw this page, excited again. Also, I don’t work with you.

  422. Freelancer August 18, 2011 at 6:07 pm #

    wow…its like a frigging extended treasure hunt . Lol…
    pssst…i would like the password too.

    Also, you definitely are going to my blogroll. Keep writing

  423. laurenbaylor August 23, 2011 at 10:59 pm #

    This blog has become my addiction since I discovered it a few days ago. Password please!

  424. Kasey August 24, 2011 at 1:55 pm #

    Down South. Password Please!?

  425. Mo August 24, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    Wish I worked with you!

  426. misty August 26, 2011 at 12:30 am #

    i work for my mother. and I work with my husband. and i work with my stepdad. Help I need to smile

  427. TheCVixen August 28, 2011 at 4:05 am #

    Dang! There are so many comments it actually lagged the page when I scrolled…
    … anywho, password please?

  428. Jennifer Isasi August 29, 2011 at 8:32 pm #

    Password priviledges, pretty please?

  429. jwiv (@jwiv) August 30, 2011 at 2:17 pm #

    Not a coworker. Found your blog via twitter

  430. JaneDoePhx August 31, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    password please? you are SO funny!

  431. MJ September 1, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    found your awesome blog through another–i don’t work with you!

    love your blog!

  432. DontBmistaken September 2, 2011 at 11:28 pm #

    Not a co-worker 🙂

  433. Jane Moneypenny September 7, 2011 at 6:26 pm #

    Me, too!

  434. Hannah September 8, 2011 at 12:13 am #

    No one is sufficiently computer minded in my office to write a blog. So we obviously dont work together 🙂

  435. nahara September 8, 2011 at 3:04 am #

    can i get a password please? i promise i don’t know you, but enjoy reading your blog!

  436. Shelly September 11, 2011 at 12:40 am #

    And the password is ….?? I don’t work with you; however, if I did I’m sure I’d be great password-protected blogging fodder! (Thanks for the Better Off Dead clip!)

  437. Sooz September 11, 2011 at 4:23 am #

    I totally had the password a while back. Somehow I losted it. Plz can I have it once again. I certainly don’t know you unless you live in the outer burbs of Melbourne Australia…

  438. Chantelle Fairman September 13, 2011 at 7:14 am #


    I live in good old freezing England so do not work with you! Please can i have the password!!

    Chantelle 🙂

  439. Lissa September 16, 2011 at 12:51 am #

    Found your blog through Pinterest, I almost died laughing reading your posts. Love the blog, want to read more. I’m pretty sure we don’t work together seeing as no one in my office is witty enough to write like this 🙂

  440. Errin September 21, 2011 at 2:56 pm #

    This is awesome! Can’t wait to read more

  441. Sarah October 6, 2011 at 8:00 pm #

    I don’t work with you but I think I might work with some of your coworkers clones…

  442. Chicago-Style Girl October 17, 2011 at 2:27 am #

    I’m a new reader to this blog, and I’d love the password because I don’t work with you! I have my picture on my account so you can be sure.

  443. Melissa Ling October 23, 2011 at 10:49 am #

    You had me at Zombie! In chi-town and un/self-employed.

  444. Kim B. November 3, 2011 at 1:21 pm #

    Been reading a while, love your style.
    Please send password

  445. hope November 6, 2011 at 7:22 am #

    hello, live inscotland, would love to read about creepy foot guy, you have great prose style.x

  446. Allan Harrington November 10, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    Great blog….many things about your youth ring a bell–due to my wife growing up on good ole Malone….we live now in North no chance of running into you…:)….hope to hear more about Malone, etc….we were just up there this summer for her 35th FA reunion….

  447. Danielle November 17, 2011 at 7:13 pm #

    Ohhhhhhh I want the password, puuullllleeeeaase??? I don’t know you or your co-workers, just love the blog 🙂

  448. Inés Fernández November 28, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    I live in Spain, so i clearly don’t know anyone you know
    Can I have the password please? thank you!

  449. marinasleeps January 19, 2012 at 1:37 pm #

    Oh please please please please give me the password to today’s post!!
    Thank you….
    here is a imaginary cosmo for your trouble.

  450. emdashwood January 19, 2012 at 9:43 pm #

    Password, pretty please 🙂

  451. Whit January 21, 2012 at 11:39 pm #

    May I get the password please to read your Jan 19th post?

  452. Des January 24, 2012 at 1:36 am #

    Hey Cath! I got your password over a year ago but lost it. I’m pretty sure alcohol was involved. Forgive me? I live in Australia so definitely don’t work with you. Could I get it again pretty please? 🙂

  453. WestSideSingleton February 26, 2012 at 12:45 am #

    I don’t work with you. 😀

  454. Kelly Bergman February 27, 2012 at 12:44 pm #

    Just found this blog – hilarious! I don’t work with you I promise 🙂

  455. Shana Gee February 29, 2012 at 6:18 pm #

    Unless you’re an accountant in Chicago (don’t judge me), I don’t work with you. Password, please?

  456. Tracey April 4, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    I am very positive that you and I have never crossed paths. May I have the password pretty please?

  457. Chris April 5, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

    Your blog is funny, I don’t work with you, and I’d love a password.

  458. BubbleGirl April 6, 2012 at 12:15 pm #

    Love ur blog. And most likely do not work with u since my office is a joke

  459. manda1286 April 6, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

    I just came across your blog, and it is definitely entertaining. I would love the password to get the full experience 🙂 Seeing as I am a stay at home mom, I definitely don’t work with you lol.

  460. fragrantelephant April 9, 2012 at 8:02 pm #

    I don’t work with you, promise!

  461. Angel April 11, 2012 at 5:41 pm #

    I definitely don’t work with you, I live in another country. Stumbled upon your blog a few days ago & can’t stop reading & laughing my ass off! Thank you for being so hysterical ❤ I need the password plz!

  462. nbree April 12, 2012 at 11:46 am #

    Pretty please may I have the password? I live in NYC and don’t work in an office, so we are definitely not coworkers! PS Thanks for being awesome.

  463. Former Food Addict (@DiaryFFA) April 15, 2012 at 10:10 pm #

    I would love the password pretty please. I live and work in NYC and freelance so pretty sure we don’t work together.

  464. Badmojo April 23, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

    if you would be so kind as to share your password with me, i would share something equally secret and covert with you.

  465. Kelley May 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm #

    Great blog! Password please 🙂

  466. suelinhess July 5, 2012 at 1:38 pm #

    this took me a couple of days to scroll through. You have a huge number of fans – and deservedly so! So I totally understand if you don’t want me to have the password because you may have blogged about your crazy cousins, but if you do give it to me, I promise to keep it a secret. Love you!!!

  467. DragonLady July 5, 2012 at 2:11 pm #

    I don’t work with you. A friend recommended your blog and I love if so far. Look forward to reading more 🙂

  468. RJ Jameson July 18, 2012 at 6:57 pm #

    not a co-worker unless you fly to cleveland every day 🙂

  469. Reddroom October 26, 2012 at 8:41 am #

    Love your blog- don’t work with you but know we could drink ourselves silly if you should ever visit ATL!

  470. Blogless In Seattle January 4, 2013 at 1:09 pm #

    I just found your blog and love reading it while on the bus to work everyday (helps distract me from the crazies that ride public transportation). I’d love the password if you’re so inclined to share. I live in Seattle and I don’t work with you!

  471. thetruth204 January 7, 2013 at 10:37 pm #

    Just spent the last hour or so reading your blogs and I’m not even gonna pretend I’m not obsessed – googled something about a ONS and just sort of kept reading. In any case it’s 2:30am here and I would love your password 🙂 I’m in Ireland by the way, if that’s solid enough verification of the fact you don’t know me:))

  472. Lawfrog January 25, 2013 at 9:48 pm #

    Just discovered your blog from American Bridget Jones and you are going to be my Friday night reading. Password please, I’m loving the posts I can see! And I don’t work with you unless you also work in a suburb of Houston for a small company with some serious weirdos whose weirdness matches your own so it’s all good…;)

  473. misschief101 January 28, 2013 at 3:37 pm #

    Hey, been following your blog for a couple of months. I’m in South Africa. Safe to say, we don’t work together! Please, please, please can I have the password?

  474. justine January 28, 2013 at 4:21 pm #

    Password PLEASE! I live in Canadian, so unless you are currently freezing your ass off in Canada we do not know each other

  475. Chris February 2, 2013 at 1:14 pm #

    Hi! I had your password, but it’s been awhile since you’ve protected a post and I can’t remember it. Actually, I thought I remembered it, but apparently I don’t. Can you resend? Please…???! thanks!

  476. Leslie February 4, 2013 at 1:50 pm #

    Password please? South Florida, not co-workers, just dying to see what lives behind the password protection!

    • Catherinette February 12, 2013 at 7:42 am #

      Hi there! Password has been sent. Enjoy the locked posts!


      Sent from my iPhone

  477. marinasleeps February 12, 2013 at 3:33 pm #

    Hey Missy, requesting the password puhleezzeee!

  478. Jacqueline February 13, 2013 at 9:33 pm #

    I live and work in MT. I promise I am not too much of a creep!

  479. lucia65 February 19, 2013 at 1:35 pm #

    I don’t think I’ll ever work with you and I live in Ontario, Canada and just stumbled on to your blog! 🙂 glad I did

  480. Monique Waymer March 20, 2013 at 3:45 pm #

    I would like the password so I can read your other posts too. Great blog!

  481. Charleen Hawell April 22, 2013 at 6:03 am #

    Hi, I am in deepest darkest Africa, so unless you have been on Safari where I might have met you I do not work with you either.

  482. Suelinhess April 25, 2013 at 7:02 pm #

    Hashimoto’s strikes again. Password Preeze? I’ll save it in my phone…

  483. juli April 26, 2013 at 3:46 pm #

    i’d loooove the password!!

  484. May 15, 2013 at 10:34 am #

    I don’t work (yet), and I sorta’ live on another continent. I love your posts, btw ! 😀

  485. Ranit May 23, 2013 at 11:06 am #

    i promise i dont know you!

  486. Dove June 8, 2013 at 2:26 pm #

    I don’t know you, I don’t work with you, I don’t want to work with you, I’m not even sure I want your damn password. Still, I am curious….

  487. startingsarah June 8, 2013 at 10:25 pm #

    I am pretty certain I don’t work with you. I really like the blog and would sure love the password 🙂

  488. Sonali Shivdasani July 15, 2013 at 7:37 pm #

    just came across your blog, it’s great! i’d love a password…

  489. Roni Dasher July 25, 2013 at 11:53 pm #

    I don’t work with you or live in NYC 😉

  490. Joanne August 15, 2013 at 5:10 pm #

    Hiya, I live in Liverpool, UK, and definitely don’t work with you!!
    If you could send me the password that would be great!! Thank you!!

  491. Danielle August 25, 2013 at 8:28 pm #

    Hi my name is Danielle and I live in Louisville ky. Would love the password since I don’t work with you! Thanks

  492. Mel August 25, 2013 at 10:10 pm #

    Has the password changed???

  493. Juli August 27, 2013 at 5:21 am #

    I want to read!! 🙂

  494. jussyb August 30, 2013 at 8:20 am #

    Password please, love to read more of your crazy antics. Don’t work with you, though am surreptitiously introducing some of your key phrases into my work environment… they go down well with an Aussie accent!

  495. Abbigail September 20, 2013 at 5:38 am #

    I’m in London so I’m pretty sure we don’t work together…

  496. Liz Merolla June 3, 2014 at 3:11 pm #

    I realize I’m a little late to the game, but would still love to read the protected posts! This blog has been super entertaining while I monkey my way through the work day. We definitely don’t work together, because we would be besties by now.

  497. katharina July 1, 2014 at 8:03 am #

    Hey catherinette, i love your Blog and would be very Happy to receive the password (i am not a coworker of yours :-)) love katharina

  498. Yana August 27, 2014 at 6:47 pm #

    Love the secrecy!!!!

  499. steph March 11, 2015 at 8:43 pm #

    I don’t work with you and would love to read the rest of your amusing posts, please!

  500. Danielle June 22, 2015 at 11:43 am #

    Saw the word Douchebag and my entire dating life flashed before my eyes. I must read this! And no I don’t work with you, I don’t think. I’m in Chicago.

    • Catherinette June 22, 2015 at 12:04 pm #

      Password has been sent! Enjoy!

  501. dora June 22, 2015 at 9:36 pm #

    It’s been so long…..I’ve forgotten the password…..pretty please?

  502. Josh June 24, 2015 at 10:37 pm #

    Lost the password myself unfortunately.

  503. Jessica Fenly February 19, 2018 at 8:02 pm #

    I’ve forgotten the password. 😦

    • Catherinette February 19, 2018 at 11:29 pm #

      Sent the password. Check your email.

  504. Cburgers February 20, 2018 at 11:42 am #

    Hi, I love your posts, very honest and funny. Could I please have the pasword, I live in England and don’t work with you! Thanks

  505. msamsg February 23, 2018 at 10:02 pm #

    Could you send me the password? Love reading your stories!

  506. Mireya February 23, 2018 at 11:02 pm #

    I’m living vicariously through you (I can’t seem to will myself to attempt a dating life!) Any chance you’re still giving out the password? I live in CA…so I definitely don’t work with you! 🙂

  507. pinkiemcqueen February 26, 2018 at 1:49 pm #

    I used to have the password,maybe its changed? But what i thought it was is not working now. 😦

  508. Barb McGregor February 26, 2018 at 2:29 pm #

    Would like to have the password, please. We don’t work together and your posts have been on fire!!

  509. Traci Nies February 27, 2018 at 12:18 pm #

    I don’t know if it was my email filters, or if you went on blogging sabbatical, but I’m glad you are posting more often again. I supplemented with a FB group, Dating Without Drama, but nobody on there is nearly as funny as you. It is however a nice place to know dating is sucking for most everyone; which is discouraging, but helps my self-esteem to know it’s definitely not me. 🙂 Also, password please – we’ve never met. But, I do wish I had more singles like you to go throw drinks back with; at least 2 drinks, then home early, because single in your late 40’s, it’s not like it used to be!

  510. Kate Freeman February 27, 2018 at 1:48 pm #

    I’m so glad you’re back – I’ve been following you for years and would love the password!

  511. Jenny Danger February 27, 2018 at 1:50 pm #

    Only the most interesting things are ever password protected–of course I want the deets! PW please. 🙂

  512. Jessica Marquez February 28, 2018 at 6:00 pm #

    I promise I don’t work with you, and this new saga has me riveted. Password, please!

  513. Tanya March 1, 2018 at 3:02 am #

    hi, I’m one of your fans n readers. Friend on Facebook also. Could I get the password, please?!?? Thank you

  514. The Infamous JP March 1, 2018 at 9:16 am #

    Just trying to catch up with what is going on with one of my favorite bloggers. So the password is….

  515. Wendy S March 1, 2018 at 2:47 pm #

    yep, used to have it. lost it. welcome back!

  516. Kacy March 1, 2018 at 6:30 pm #

    I had this password at one point like 10 years ago, I need it again for the juicy details!

  517. K Smith March 1, 2018 at 6:36 pm #

    So glad you are back to blogging! I had the password, but I can’t find it. Can you resend please??

  518. Kairi March 1, 2018 at 7:37 pm #

    Hi, I definitely don’t work with you and it would be hard to manage anyway, because I live on the other side of the world (Estonia, Europe), but I have read your blog for many years and loving it and would be really happy to get a password.

  519. ifUseekAmy March 1, 2018 at 8:48 pm #

    I’m sure at some point I had the password, but that was ages ago. Glad to see you back at blogging!

  520. Mo March 2, 2018 at 5:38 pm #

    Long time reader/lurker. Can hardly remember any of my passwords- lost the one from ages ago!! Please invite me back to the innercircle!

  521. Melanie McIntyre-Pote March 16, 2018 at 2:10 pm #

    I used to be a password holder. Can I have it again? Please. 🙂

  522. Barb March 16, 2018 at 4:24 pm #

    Password for Encore and My Favorite City, please??

  523. Sonali March 20, 2018 at 3:37 pm #

    Came across your blog recently and am enjoying it a lot. Can I get the password to the blocked posts? Thanks!

  524. Ann March 27, 2018 at 10:29 am #

    I’ve been reading your blog for awhile-not a co-worker, please send the password

  525. Diane N. April 11, 2018 at 7:13 pm #

    Have been following ur adventures for years dear. Curious about what’s official!Diane, Belgium

    • Catherinette April 12, 2018 at 11:08 am #

      Password has been sent!

  526. Shelly Kelley April 15, 2018 at 12:06 pm #

    You rock! I have forgotten the password & need it again. Thanks for sharing!

  527. Jennifer C. May 31, 2018 at 8:18 pm #

    I think I doofed my reply somewhere else! So…I’ve never worked with you, but you’d be cool TO work with! Totally living vicariously thru your blog!

  528. Peranevi T December 17, 2018 at 11:25 pm #

    Hi, can I get the password please? Enjoying the blog!

  529. victor March 21, 2019 at 9:25 am #

    love the writing and the blog; I don’t work with you

  530. R. E. October 14, 2019 at 11:04 am #

    Please send me the password. I am dying to follow your exploits.

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