All 8 of you that are loyal readers will notice that there are several postings that are password protected. If you’re interested in reading those truly riveting accounts of crushes, stupid coworkers, or humiliating antics, you can request the password.
As of right this very second, here’s the process: post a comment on this page. I know, it’s really complicated. A whole one step and you’ll have it in your hot little hands (and by “hot little hands” I totally mean “inbox”).
As soon as I recieve it and verify that you aren’t someone with whom I work you will be granted the key that will unlock the world’s mysteries!! Or at least unlock some pretty amusing posts.