Think I’ve reached the max. It’s gotten to the point that I can’t find anything to do on the interwebs.
This job I started last summer has me doing a whole lot of nothing. Nada. Zilch. I just sit and stare at the computer, update Facebook, online shop, and stare out my door longingly hoping someone will come and talk to me.
Mixed blessing having an office. On the one hand I can surf the web all day and take online surveys for airline miles. On the other it’s so painfully boring that I sometimes pretend I have to go to the bathroom just so I can talk to people. Legit the people are are totes anti social. Do you have any idea what it’s like for an extrovert to work with a bunch of people who hate talking to other people? I hope you never have to find out. Ever.
It’s barely noon and so far I’ve already: looked at Facebook 16 times, read all the celebrity gossip TMZ had to offer, attempted to find pants that fit my ample ass, looked for patio furniture, responded to 3 emails, went back to Facebook, and updated my resume.
What the fuck am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?