What has happened to this society? It’s no wonder the rest of the world hates America. Perhaps if we spent more time looking for solutions to problems like world hunger, Cancer, childhood mortality, and global warming than inventing stuff like this we’d live in a better world.
I mean, really? REALLY? I don’t know if it’s worse that someone invented something like this, marketed the product, or that someone bought it.
Is it that hard to look for a bathroom and pee? Or perhaps you could just pee by a tree? Or maybe, just maybe, you can squat to pee like generations of women before us have done. Call me crazy, but carrying around something that allows me to pee into it or through it doesn’t really fill me with glee and joy. How are you going to clean that up? And you know that you’re going to have to.
On a side note: the production value of the P Mate commercial is exceptionally shitty. Pretty sure Alanis Morisette and Cyndi Lauper did not give rights to their music so someone could write “P Mate” in urine in the snow.
Riddle me this, Batman and Robin: why would anyone want to read a blog about running?
I don’t get it. Having to run is bad enough. But who the hell wants to read about it too?? That’s about as awful as watching fishing or bowling on TV.
Why? Why would anyone drink this?
I’m going to pose a little something-something that is going to blow your brain. I mean BLOW it! But not in the way that Foxy Luv blows at the bus stations on the weekends and every other Thursday.
Have you ever thought about blackberries and blueberries? I mean really thought about them. Blueberries and blackberries are both purple. Yet we say one is blue and the other is black. What the hell is that about? And why aren’t other berries named for a color they have nothing to do with?
These are the random thoughts I have when I’m driving to work at ungodly hours…
Is it just me, or sometimes when you give a blowie does your nose run?
What the hell is up with dudes on match.com taking pictures of themselves shirtless in the bathroom?