There’s nothing like going out on Halloween and enjoying the many sites that Baltimore has to offer.
Some people went ALL out on the costumes this year. For example, there was the slutty sailor, slutty Harry Potter chick, slutty nurse, slutty pirate, slutty student, slutty slut, slutty Octomom, and even the slutty green crayon. Ladies, ladies, ladies, what ever happened to self respect?
A slutty green crayon? Really? Yes, it’s true. And she was HAMMERED and saying all sorts of indecent things in the elevator. She even used the n word and then her friend started singing about how she was an n lover. I’ve seen a lot of drunk people in my life, but the slutty green crayon and her friends were easily the dumbest drunk people I have ever seen. Ever.
Then you have the chicks that think they look hot in their slutty costumes and they actually make your eyes bleed. Take “France” for example.
Clearly this girl’s “friends” hate her or else they would have encouraged her to wear something more flattering. It’s clear this girl needs some help from Operation Muffin Top(ple).
Oh! Wait! It gets better. On the way to the concer that we went to on Halloween night, Jewcy Bits and I saw some dude taking a dump in the parking garage. So klassy!! YEAH! There were some drunk assholes at the concert, and I was pretty sure that Lola and Jewcy Bits were going to start throwing elbows and splitting some bitch lips. Thankfully, we were able to leave the concert without causing any damage – aside from what we did to our livers.
Now, what you’ve all been waiting for: a picture of me and Jewcy Bits together! Your dreams are about to come true…