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25 May

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16 May

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Feed the Little Doggies, and may be the kitties too (if you’re one of those wretched cat lovers)

16 Oct

I’m a dog person.  Always have been, always will be.  We had a cat, Osa, when we were growing up, and that cat was a fucking bitch.  We weren’t allowed to pet her because she would claw us to shreds.  There are several pictures of me as a child with scratch marks all over my face.  I know what you’re thinking, it’s my own fault for petting her.  Well, fuck you very much.  I learned my lesson quickly.  I was petrified of that stupid cat.  It was not my fault that she would sneak into my room at night and attack me while I slept.

Ever since then, I have loved dogs.  My dog, Cujo, is a beast.  A bad, bad dog, but he’s never attacked me, so I love him.  Sure, he attacked Little Tragedy.  And he tried to eat the bicycle from under a cyclist.  And one time he bit a woman right on her butt.  She was totally asking for it in what she was wearing.  I love Cujo and even though he slobbers and shed everywhere, I’ll never go back to cats.

There’s a point to this post, I swear.  This morning I received an email from Newmie:

Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple… Please tell ten friends to tell ten today!  The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box ‘fund food for animals’ for free. This doesn’t cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.

Here’s the web site! Pass it along to people you know.


I have that site bookmarked and click on it every single day.  That’s how much I love the animals-even the flea and tick infested ones…just as long as they’re not cats.  So go and click on that link, will ya?  And know what?  Let’s make this easy for everyone, I’m going to add a permanent link over to the right hand side of the blog.

Let’s feed the animals kids, shall we?

The Animal Rescue Site

So Busy & Important

1 Jul

I have returned from vacation!!  The picc line is gone, I’m still not at work, I have about 60 comments to respond to, and I haven’t caught up on anyone’s postings. 

God, I’m totally beat.  Let met tell you about how thrilling my day has been:  I woke up at 7:00 to let the Cujo out, then went back to bed until 11:00 (3D and I were up late “talking”).  Spent 20 minutes cleaning his shower and bathroom sink.  Unloaded the dishwasher.  Took a shower.  Then I played on the computer.  All of this is making me tired and I’m considering going back to bed for another 2 hours.  Or maybe I’m tired because I haven’t had anything to eat since 9:00 last night.  Who knows.  What I do know is that being off of work is exhausting!

Next Monday I go back to work-no more life of leisure for me.  The prospect of getting up at 6:30 in the morning and being trapped in my cubicle or attending boring meetings doesn’t really appeal to me.  What I am looking forward to is seeing my friends, having more time to post (that’s all for you, kids), and feeling like I’m actually productive.  I could totally get used to this whole not working thing, though I’d have to have more to do than run errands and do chores.  Chores and I, we don’t mix.

The other thing I’m looking forward to is my social life picking back up again.  That whole being-in-the-hospital-and-practically-dying really puts a damper on the social life.  Kind of hard to go out and get your boozy suzy on when you’re too tired, on antibiotics, and sporting a stupid picc line.  Last week on vacation, though, I did enjoy a little bit of booze.  Then on Sunday night, to celebrate the removal of the picc line, 3D and I drank an entire bottle of Prosecco.  Is that wrong.

Tonight is going to be a very special night which really does signify the return of girl dates!  I get to see Muffy and Lola tonight AND I’m going to have a cocktail with them!  Woo hoo!!  Then I’m coming home and getting some. 

What could be better than that?

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12 Jun

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My New Pet

29 Mar

For the last week or so I’ve been thinking about getting a cat.  I’m not much of a cat fan, in fact I typically avoid them, but I kind of want one now.  My giant dog would most likely eat the cat the second he saw it, so it’s an exceptionally bad idea.  I kind of need one, though.  You see, I have the perfect name for a cat: Mr. Nipples.

Mr. Nipples is the best freaking name for a cat ever!  Imagine the conversations:

  • You: You have any pets?
  • Me: I do!  I have a dog and a cat.
  • You: Oh, and what are your pets’ names?
  • Me: My dog’s name is Cujo, and my cat’s name is Mr. Nipples.
  • You: Mr. Nipples?
  • Me: Yes, Mr. Nipples.  Mr. Nipples is quite a character.  He gets out of the house all the time so I have to go looking for him in the neighborhood.  I call to him, “MR. NIPPLES!  MR. NIPPLES!”

It’s perfect!!