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Good Vibrations

13 Aug

I was appalled to hear that one of my friends (who is older than the age of 18) does not own a vibrator.  That’s a tragedy.  Forget world hunger, the global recession, etc.  There is nothing worse than having to flick your own bean when you can have a vibrating toy that flicks it for you.

So, my kind readers, what would you suggest as a good starter toy?

What about websites you’ve used for purchasing said toy?

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3 Apr

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14 Mar

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Who, Me?

20 Feb

Thank the good lord that I’m not that girl.  You know the one I’m referring to: the one that goes out with someone dreamy on Saturday and then obsesses when he doesn’t call her immediately if not sooner. 

Or who might over analyze why he dropped her off at 9:30 PM and told her he had to get up early for work the next day because his morning person had called out and he didn’t have a back up.

Who then proceeds to text Pistols for the rest of the night about how she was rejected.

And then decides to text the dreamy guy the next day to rub in that she got to sleep in when he had to get up at 6:00 in the morning and thanks for dinner last night. 

Then proceeds to check the phone 500 times to see if he responds.

Then once he does (8 hours after she sent the message-because that girl would totally keep track of the time) she immediately texts back and then flips out when he doesn’t respond within 5 seconds.

And when he doesn’t respond to her 2nd text or call her within 48 hours she deletes his phone number from her cellphone.

But she still logs onto her computer at home (via dial up because she’s totally behind the times) just to see if he might have emailed her after working two 12 hour days in a row because it would totally be the high point of his day to send her a message.

Then after not hearing from him for 2 days she sends him an email inviting him to dinner, and then checks her email every 2 minutes to see if he has responded.  And would totally keep track of the fact that she sent the email before 8:00 in the morning and 7 hours later he hasn’t responded.

Yeah, so thank God I’m totally not like her.  I would never do that.  Not ever.

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11 Feb

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9 Feb

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4 Feb

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