You know those movies that you can just watch over and over and over again? The ones that never get old and that remain forever funny? For some reason, Overboard – that cheesy 1987 movie with Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn – is one of those movies to me.
That scene where he picks her up from the hospital and she’s in the back of the truck and says, “I think I just swallowed a bug” is hilarious. Or how about when she’s trying to clean up and the chainsaw goes all crazy on her and then the kids throw grapes at her? Priceless. It’s a classic and we should all just accept it.
For some reason, probably because they can’t come up with any new ideas, Hollywood has decided to remake the film. Only this time they’re going to fuck it up before it even starts. Rumor has it that Jennifer Lopez – the Hollywood “star” that looks like a cleaning lady is going to star in the film. WHAT?
Jennifer Lopez??
Why? She fucking sucks!! Go ahead and name one movie where she was funny (and not because her acting was so bad that it was funny but because she was supposed to be funny). You can’t, can you? Know why? There’s no such movie!!
How can you go from Goldie Hawn to Jennifer Lopez??
The only thing worse that they could have done was pick Beyonce to star in it.
Stupid Jennifer Lopez. I hate you.