Archive | March, 2019

FYRE it up

13 Mar

There’s something so freeing about knowing you’re going to quit your job.  Especially when said job is stupid and you don’t have a lot of respect for the people you work with.  What’s even better is knowing your boss is also planning on quitting and people are going to freak the freak out.  LOL!

I’m not even sorry.

For the last 2 years there have been conversations about replacing an archaic system.  The system was built in 1832 before the introduction of computers.  Frankly, the Walkman (which is dead) is more advanced than the technology we use in house.  So these conversations started 2 years ago about doing a tech transformation and basically we’ve gotten nowhere.  Funding?  Don’t have it yet.  Head of IT?  Quit almost a year ago.  Project plan?  What project plan?  It’s a fun time.  Because of my role I was sucked into the conversations.  The meetings were AMAZING because we had the same conversation in every meeting for the last 6 months.  Having this group lead a tech transformation is kinda of like watching the group who tried to put the FYRE festival together.  Only those guys were kind of funny and there was so much white privilege and it happened on an island.  In this case they also have ZERO idea of what they’re doing and they think they’ll be able to pull it off in a year.  Wonder who will play the role of the guy who was ready to give some blowie’s to get all the water out of customs?

This afternoon my boss and I were pulled into a meeting with a few of the leaders.  The focus was on coming up with a “Talk the talk” plan.  That’s what they called it.  It’s essentially a stupid name for a communications plan.  At the beginning of the meeting my boss’s boss turns to me and says, “Catherinette, why don’t you remind the group where we left off in the last meeting.” Um, what?  This is not my meeting.  This is your meeting, why don’t you remind them?  I quickly pulled something out of my ass and made some amazing shit up.  Then we proceeded to have the same conversation we had a few weeks ago.  Amazing.  My boss was fuming and I just gave her a big smile and kept going.

My boss’s boss kept volunteering me to take the lead on some of the activities.  And you know what?  I was delighted to do it!  Let me volunteer for more, let me volunteer for all of it!  Know why?  Because in a few weeks when I give my notice they’ll be left wondering what happened.  I’m not going to do any of the silly work.

Know what’s even better??  When they try to give my boss all the work and she says to them, “you can suck a bag of dicks,” and also resigns.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if we gave joint notice?