Signs

12 Mar

A first date can be stressful, painful, amazing, magical, and/or horrifying. Sometimes, if the date’s gone well, you’re left wondering whether/not there will be a second. Let me leave you with a few sure signs that you’ll be seeing each other again.

  1. He takes the train 45 minutes to see you.
  2. He buys you a box of chocolates before the end of your date.
  3. He buys you a giant bottle of whiskey to commemorate your date since you spent the day drinking whiskey.
  4. He books a hotel room so he can stay with you a little longer.
  5. You end up topless in his hotel room.

You’ll wind up on a second date in the next few weeks. You’ll probably want to shave your legs for that date…

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One Response to “Signs”

  1. Grey Goose, Dirty March 13, 2018 at 10:46 am #

    A good date AND presents?!?!

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