Countdown to bad decisions

27 Feb

Now is the time when my sister should be looking away.  Do not read any further.  Stop reading.  Immediately.  You should maybe go and do some other things.  I think the kids are calling you and the dog wants to go out.  Is that your phone ringing?  You should probably get that.

We’re less than 10 hours out from date 2 with #4.  I’m stupid excited about the whole thing.  Over the moon, can’t concentrate at work, making a list of everything that needs to be done, counting down the hours excited.  Has it only been 2 weeks since that first date with that hawt kiss on the front porch?  Two weeks of texting (or sexting, whatever) and the is-he-going-to-ask-me-out-or-not game with the mean girl who lives inside of my head.  Yet here we are, with hours to spare before his hands are on my body.

Dear sister, if you’re still here, then run away immediately!!

He text messaged me last night until he went to bed, and first thing this morning when he woke up.  Yes, I’m sure he was probably messaging his other booty calls, and frankly, I don’t care.  Based on what he wrote I know he’s excited to see me.  Let me stress the word excited. My hair looks great.  My legs are shaved.  There are clean sheets on the bed.  The house is clean.  I have my outfit picked out.  Mr. Bojangles threw up on the floor this morning.  So far everything is going according to plan.

My rational mind is chanting: I am sex panther.  No touching below the waist.  We will not get fully naked.  I will not sleep with him tonight.  I am sex panther.  No touching below the waist.  We will not get fully naked.  I will not sleep with him tonight.

Meanwhile my inner slut is chanting: I am a sex panther.  Definitely touching below the waist.  We’re going to get fully naked.  I’m going to sleep with him tonight.

My slutty self is going to make this difficult.  Man, would I like to crawl up all over that body of his.  Have I mentioned lately how hot it is?  Because it is hot.  And he is tall.  And his shoulders are broad.  And his arms are strong.  And he has quite a way with words.  And I’m going to straddle him later.  If he did half the things he said he’d like to do to me, then I will die. I will be dead.  No doubt he’d be great in the sack.  No doubt.  I will not sleep with him.  Even though I totes want to.  Not tonight.  I will persevere!  I will resist his charms.  He’s the type that if you give it up too soon then he loses interest.  He wants the conquest.  I will not give him.  I will send him home.  He can come back some other time.

I am a sex panther. No touching below the waist.  We will not get fully naked.  I will not sleep with him tonight.


11 Responses to “Countdown to bad decisions”

  1. Grey Goose, Dirty at 12:30 pm #

    Uhm, best of luck with not getting carried away 😉 You’re in charge. You can put a stop to his advances whenever you want. In theory. Good luck with that….and be sure to fill us in ASAP tomorrow!

    • Catherinette at 12:45 pm #

      I am a sex panther. No touching below the waist. We will not get fully naked. I will not sleep with him tonight.

    • Grey Goose, Dirty at 12:46 pm #

      Uh huh. Be sure he wraps it up 😉

    • Catherinette at 1:45 pm #

      NO!! We’re not doing it!!

      And he wants to meet earlier!!

    • Catherinette at 1:46 pm #

      I’m sweating. And freaking out.

  2. Grey Goose, Dirty at 2:01 pm #

    This is going to sound uber bitchy and I’m sorry: To you, is this a hook up or the start of a beautiful relationship? Have your fun, protect yourself, don’t get hurt and get out of your head….

    • Catherinette at 2:24 pm #

      Totes not bitchy at all. Definitely not interested in a relationship with him. Way too much baggage for me. Actively seeking someone else – I just want to climb him, repeatedly.

    • Grey Goose, Dirty at 2:27 pm #

      Since we seem to share a brain, just wanted to make sure. If it’s just a jungle gym experience, then why put it off? At least you’ll get it out of the way, have dun and find out if he’s all talk or not. A hard body is one thing, knowing what to do with it is another 🙂

    • Catherinette at 2:33 pm #

      Because he’s the type who will immediately lose interest after the climb. And if I want to hook up more than once, then it’s going to have to wait. Keep you posted on whether/not he knows what to do with it.

  3. Grey Goose, Dirty at 12:32 pm #


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