Wednesday night

21 Feb

It’s 78 degrees on a hump day. Home from the gym and sitting on the porch. When I’m not taking a sip from my massive glass of wine (defeating the whole purpose of going to the gym), I’m busy swiping – typically left – on Tinder and responding to me text messages.

Must restrict my wine intake or may end up sending the right text message to the wrong guy.

I like to call this screenshot “Wednesday in February”. This has been going on since this morning. It’s been a rad fucking day.

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16 Responses to “Wednesday night”

  1. Grey Goose, Dirty February 21, 2018 at 7:55 pm #

    You win. Certainly beats my night of Bravo TV and not texting anyone. Thanks for the wine idea though …. Btw, any plans to actually meet up with #4?

    • Catherinette February 21, 2018 at 8:04 pm #

      I’m about to go inside and binge watch something while eating an entire bag of chips.

      We’re having an intense sexual relationship. Unfortunately, it’s over text. I’ve found if I done engage he chases. Go, figure.

    • Grey Goose, Dirty February 21, 2018 at 8:09 pm #

      Go figure! My new, imaginary boyfriend, Matthew Hussey, says as much 😉

    • Catherinette February 21, 2018 at 8:16 pm #

      Isn’t he the best???? My favorite is that they have to work for it. And I send a lot of kissy winky face emojis now.

    • Grey Goose, Dirty February 21, 2018 at 8:18 pm #

      He is! He called me out on a lot of my shit today. Gah. Hate being called out on my shit. Hopefully I’ll pay attention this time 😉 I’m not big on the kissy emojis though…

    • Catherinette February 21, 2018 at 8:27 pm #

      He gives good advice. And he’s hawt.

    • Catherinette February 21, 2018 at 8:31 pm #

      Oh and it’s helpful to have him on your shoulder. I think of him judging me. He’d kill me for #4.

    • Grey Goose, Dirty February 21, 2018 at 8:34 pm #

      I’d rather keep him in my pocket. And yes he would…

    • Catherinette February 21, 2018 at 8:36 pm #

      Maybe I should make #4’s contact pic one of Matt Hussey…

    • Grey Goose, Dirty February 21, 2018 at 8:36 pm #

      That may backfire on you….

    • Catherinette February 21, 2018 at 8:41 pm #

      Good point…so hawt.

    • Catherinette February 21, 2018 at 8:51 pm #

      I JUST SENT A MATT HUSSEY TEXT TO #6!! He has to come up with date 2.

    • Grey Goose, Dirty February 21, 2018 at 8:56 pm #

      Matt & I are very proud of you! You Matt Hussey’d #6 on your text after dinner. He gushed, you talked about chicken 😉

    • Catherinette February 21, 2018 at 9:01 pm #

      If only I could work that magic on #4…

    • Grey Goose, Dirty February 21, 2018 at 9:03 pm #

      #4 is not meant to be long term. You know that….

    • Catherinette February 21, 2018 at 9:11 pm #

      Oh. I know that. No fucking way. I just want to climb on him.

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