Monday? More like Manday!

12 Feb

That’s right, bitches!  Guess who just lined up date #4 for tonight?  I did!  She who hasn’t seen a naked man (other than in her dreams) in more than eleventy twelve years!  Of course it will probably be either an absolute train wreck, incredibly boring, or somewhat mediocre, but I’m going.

Frankly, it’s an excellent excuse to skip the gym.  Sorry, Treadmill, I can’t see you tonight because I have a date.  With a man.  A living, breathing, actual man.  One who is gainfully employed and owns his own home.

Wait. Fuck.  This might be a bad idea.  He said he was a “gym ninja” who “loved working out.”  I am a couch ninja who enjoys eating all the carbs and not working out.  What if my fat rolls scare him off??  What if he doesn’t like muffin tops??  And we’re meeting at a pizza place!  What if I end up eating more pizza than he does?  Cuz let’s face it – I love carbs and never work out.  I just realized he’s younger than I am by 7 years!  I’m like his fucking out of shape grandmother!

PLUS I’m getting a pimple on my chin.

Fuck.  This is an absolute disaster.

6 Responses to “Monday? More like Manday!”

  1. Grey Goose, Dirty February 12, 2018 at 5:46 pm #

    I have a date tonight too! I can’t wait to find out whose was a bigger shit show 😉 Good luck!

    • Catherinette February 13, 2018 at 11:12 am #

      How’d it go???

    • Grey Goose, Dirty February 13, 2018 at 11:27 am #

      Not so bueno. Actually quite shitty. Yours?

    • Catherinette February 13, 2018 at 12:01 pm #

      Oh boo!! That super sucks. Mine was amazingly awesome. I want to see climb on him.

    • Grey Goose, Dirty February 13, 2018 at 12:19 pm #

      Yey for finding a man you want to climb on!! So awesome! Wish I could. I’m SO amazingly over guys not looking like their pics and having no social capabilities…

    • Catherinette February 13, 2018 at 12:38 pm #

      It’s annoying to go out with someone who sucks balls. We’ve all been there.

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