God bless Facebook, I love almost everything about it. I can bore people with my mundane updates, stalk ex-boyfriends, keep tabs on new girlfriends of ex-boyfriends, judge others, kill time, remind people of my birthday, etc. Those face pages are just wonderful. And of course there is a down side: zero interest in knowing how many gems someone got in the latest stupid game, and I’m over watching the ALS ice water challenge (I get it. Good cause. Over it. Awareness raised. Let’s move on.), I don’t want to see shitty pictures of the bland meal you ate either, and a special fuck you to people who only share articles/videos. Fuck you. For reals.
Never know how to handle invites from people who I don’t care for. Most of the time I want to reject them, but feel obligated to accept if I work with them. Such is the case for this one extremely bitter complainer at work. I accepted her invite, spent two months hating every post she made, and so decided to hide her. Joy in my life immediately went up.
This morning she sent me an invitation to a jewelry party she’s having. The thought of having to spend time outside of work (and not getting paid for it) is painful. Am debating how to respond to the invite while not damaging the work relationship.
How about this for the RSVP: Thank you for the invitation, but I’d rather:
- Throw myself out the nearest window
- Blow a dead elephant
- Drink hot acid
- Slam my hand in the door
Yes? No? Other thoughts?