First of all, it’s a good idea to stay away from Catsup and always go with Ketchup.
Second, Ketchup only belongs on certain foods. Let’s review, shall we?
- Hot dogs
- French fries
Yeah, think that list pretty much sums it up. There are some of you who will freak the fuck out about the fact that there are so few things on the list. Let’s be clear here, tomato candy syrup is only right in some places. It does not belong, nor should every appear anywhere near the following:
- Mashed potatoes (what the hell is wrong with you?)
Quite possibly the most disgusting combination and biggest violation of the ketchup rule is mixing ketchup with eggs. Is there no order in this world? Why? Why would you do that? That’s like adding salsa to eggs – also very disgusting.
You’re being gross. Stop it.
And why would you ruin a perfectly good steak with ketchup? It’s embarrassing to go to a fancy steak restaurant and have someone order a $50+ steak and then immediately ruin their fanciness by ordering ketchup on the side. Yuck. And also, not fancy. We are at a fancy restaurant, unless you’re getting a burger or fries (which why the hell are you doing that if we’re at a fancy restaurant?) we should not have ketchup at the table.