Went out last night and I didn’t get drunk, nor did I hit on any dudes.
Well, maybe I got a little drunk.
Okay, VERY drunk. But nowhere near as drunk as last week.
Aren’t you proud??
I am extremely proud of you. Get yourself as drunk, as drunk can be. Just stay away from the boys! Then you won’t go to Hell. That’s what the Pope says, anyway. Love you!
Just thought I’d pop over as I’ve not been in for a while. How are your girlie???? Life seems as hectic as ever 🙂 xx
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So… we established the not getting drunk was a lie. How about the not hitting on any dudes half? :^)
Nope. No hitting on dudes half my age. I’ve given that shit up for lent!
And also, there weren’t any there. 🙂
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