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My fat is crying

15 Jan

I hate when my muffin top jiggles. That’s mainly the reason I’m back on Weight Watchers. No one wants to see a jiggly muffin top. Ok, maybe someone does, but I’m not interested in meeting him and his disgusting muffin top fetish.

Speaking of fetish…had an extremely educational Saturday. Learned all about puppy play and sex with a post op tranny.

Remind me to tell you the stories when I’m sober.