As far as everyone at work is concerned, I’m dressed up today because I have a very important meeting with one of my clients today. She’s a tough ass senior leader. She is also a raging bitch. Pulling out all of the stops on this one – that includes a full on suit and high heels. No one will question why I’m looking so foxy in a power suit when they hear about this meeting with the uber bitch.
But you, dear friends, get the truth. She doesn’t deserve a suit. She doesn’t even deserve clean sweatpants with holes in them. No, no, my friends, the real reason yours truly is looking full on hot today is because I have my very first meeting with my new boss. My dreamy new boss with the ice blue eyes. The one who works out regularly – I know because I see how his shirt clings to his biceps and chest. The super hot boss with the dimples and sexy smile.
If sexually harassing my boss is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Now, if only I can figure out a reason to climb into his lap and get him to take his shirt off…
