Mainly because its in the middle of the day. But mostly because he’s asleep right next to me. Inches away. Passed out. How could I miss that??
Of course he’s asleep. We had a long night. It was way past one by the time we went to bed. We were out super late while he declared his love…to the damn bartender.
And he was wasted. So he went and passed out. And now we’re at the airport and he fell asleep in the chair next to mine. Mouth open. Snoring.
I hate my life.