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Free babysitting available

25 Oct

Babysitting. Just me, some formula, and a 3 month old baby.

My friend told me not to let the baby fall asleep or she’d be up all night. Apparently the little angel doesn’t like sleeping through the night. Instead she enjoys crying and being held. My girlfriend looks like death some mornings.

So here I am holding a sweet little baby in my arms. A sweet little sleeping baby. Am not waking her little ass up. Fuck that. She looks too cute. And also I’m watching “Family Guy” and don’t want to be disturbed.

I’d be a great mom.