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Another One Bites the Dust

27 Sep

Let us all hang our heads and give a moment of silence.

It’s a loss for woman kind – Office Adonis is getting married this weekend.  To that girlfriend he cheated on.  Poor girl.  Wonder if she knows her soon to be husband is a philanderer and a jerk.  A man who has never stepped foot out of this country, and feels it’s perfectly reasonable to eat plain chicken breasts for dinner every night of the week.  Or who doesn’t know how to work a grill.

Yes, it’s true.  She looks kind of like she fell out of the ugly tree.  I’ll admit it.  But at least she’s winding up with a dude with a hot body.  Even if he is a total a-hole.

But more importantly, poor me.  Because I can never run my hands up that fine ass chest of his – or grab his giant muscles – or climb him like a jungle gym.

What a waste.