An open letter to Peeta Mellark

23 Mar

Yeah, that’s right. I’m Team Peeta all the way. First, let me just remind you of my utter hatred for Twilight. AND let me remind you that The Hunger Games is no Twilight. There’s no glittery bodies in fields. Or stupid bitches yearning for vampires or werewolves. Fuck that shit. Right in its stupid ass. No no, people, The Hunger Games is nothing like that.

But look, this isn’t about the book. This is about my love for Peeta. I’ve taken the liberty of writing him a love note.


One Response to “An open letter to Peeta Mellark”

  1. fragrantelephant April 10, 2012 at 8:26 am #

    Catherinette, our office network suddenly decided your site contains “Adult Content.” Now I can no longer browse your witticisms at my leisure. sadface.

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