Being a single chick it’s mandated I own a vibrator. If I didn’t have one I’d be arrested, or worse, walk around with cramped hands. It’s a sad state of affairs when the batteries die in the vibrator. Especially when I’m in the middle of…er…um…the moment. Awful. Tear worthy. Typically this requires I borrow the batteries from the remote control until I can get to the store.
But what happens when the remote has dead batteries? Do I borrow batteries from my “boyfriend”? Hell to the no. Instead I choose one channel and suck it up. Ain’t no way I’m risking running down the batteries from my best friend!