Depeche Mode, Jersey Belle, Oingo Boingo, and South Philly Fashionista can totally attest to the fact that this is what I looked like after inhaling far too much tequila that time we went to Mexico together. This baby nailed the performance, she deserves a baby Academy Award on your toy shelf.
I wept when I saw this. Actually wept. I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard since my sister told me a little story about a conversation between 5 year old Lucy(fer) and 7 year old Damien. The whole fam was in the car and the song “Pumped up Kicks” was playing on the radio. A song which I introduced the kids to, even though it’s about a shooting. It’s got a catchy tune and I figured they wouldn’t know what it was about.
- Lucy(fer): Why do the kids in the pumped up kids gotta run gotta run?
- Damien: [straight faced] To outrun my gun, faster than my bullet.
For some reason, imaging them in strapped into their car seats having this conversation made me laugh. I have problems. I know.