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D Bag Alert

6 Sep

Every few months I get a random text message from 3D. Why? I can only assume I rocked his world so much he can’t let it go. Still it’s been three freaking years so it’s time for him to drop off the face of the earth. For reals. Just crawl under a rock and leave me alone.

Tonight he sent me this: “Can I ask u an important sexual question?”


I swear to God he’s like Herpes.  Every time I think I’m free from him he pops right out of nowhere and ruins my day.