10. Woke up to find out there was no hot water in the house.
9. I spilled my coffee all over the kitchen counter just before I walked out of the house.
8. Some jerk off keyed my car last night.
7. 3D sent me a text message out of the blue
6. Massive pimple threatening to make an appearance on my chin
5. 10 hour work day
4. 5 hours worth of meetings with Creepy Foot Lover
3. 3 of those hours were spent side by side in my cubicle
2. Creepy Foot Lover had so much aftershave one I could taste it
And the number 1 reason today sucked
1. There’s no booze in the house.