I’ve resisted for as long as I can. For years. YEARS I said no to him. Everyone would swoon when he was on TV or the radio, and I was like, “whatever, he’s not that cute. And his hair sucks.” Years ago when Claude and I used to work together he used to take hip hop dance lessons. Let that sink in for a second.
Hip hop dance lessons.
Every once in awhile he would do some performances in the parking lot for me. Those were good times. I clearly remember that he did some routine to one of his songs. Can’t remember which one it was, but I remember thinking the song sucked. Man did I hate “Rock Your Body”. The song, the video, all of it. Sucked balls…and not in a good way. Then when “Sexy Back” came out all I wanted to do was vomit all over the place. Hated it.
And then they started releasing some of his other tunes from that CD. And I bought it. And I liked it. Then I happened to catch him hosting the ESPYs a few years ago and thought to myself, “You know what? He’s funny.” Because you know why? He is.
Here I am catching up on the SNL season finale and I can no longer deny it: Justin Timberlake is a stone cold fox.
He’s funny, his body is hot, he can sing, he can act, and even though his hair looks like a brillo pad, I would totally mount him. SNL was laugh out loud funny. Sure, maybe the vicodin helped, but I want to say that it was just the brilliance of Justin Timberlake. This is what finally sealed the deal for me.