It’s Not So Bad

26 Apr

Next time you think you’re having a bad day at work, just remind yourself you’re not a drug addicted porn star getting nailed by three guys at the same time and then guzzling the jizz of 12 guys from a funnel.

That should help you put things in perspective.

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12 Responses to “It’s Not So Bad”

  1. Amber April 26, 2011 at 10:04 pm #

    But… what if I am?

    • Catherinette April 27, 2011 at 9:46 pm #

      If you were, you’d be too busy jerking off some dude to write a comment on this blog. -CS

  2. BeckEye April 27, 2011 at 12:52 am #

    Well, that’s what I’m actually aspiring to, so thinking about it just makes me more depressed that I work a boring desk job.

    • Catherinette April 27, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

      All you need to do is get hooked on meth and/or crack and you’ll find a way to live your dream. -CS

  3. Sarah April 27, 2011 at 8:35 am #

    WTF are you watching? That’s not Glee!!!

    • Catherinette April 27, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

      You can tell it’s not Glee because no one is singing. It’s just a bunch of tears. -CS

  4. jon April 27, 2011 at 12:38 pm #

    When you say the cup is half empty…i now understand what you mean. bawhahahah

  5. Jersey Belle April 27, 2011 at 9:38 pm #

    Please don’t belittle my new career.

    • Catherinette April 27, 2011 at 9:44 pm #

      I’m going to get you your own special funnel…with little sharks all over it. -CS

  6. Chef Green May 2, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    Wow. It’s good to see your nerve is back, CS! I have missed your raunchiness.

  7. linka72 May 2, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

    Always a silver lining..sigh

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