Squirt Squirt

8 Apr

“It’s an ego boost for any guy if he makes a girl squirt,” declared my friend, Biggie, over dinner on Wednesday night.  We were drinking our cocktails and tearing into our steak at a fancy restaurant when the conversation – as it typically does – turned to inappropriate subjects.  This dude is fucking hilarious.  He’s the same one who made the comment about things he’s learned from porn.  Zero filter, I mean none.  God only knows how we got talking about squirting but he proceeded to tell me how he had been fortunate enough to be with two girls who squirted.

It reminded me of a conversation I had a few months back with Folgers.  He mentioned he had been with one girl who did it one time.  I told him he should pat himself on the back and high five himself for that as not every girl squirted AND if he could make some girl do that who didn’t usually, then he was the man.

A few days after the first conversation I started asking my girlfriends about it.  It’s kind of a taboo subject for some reason – I don’t know any chicks who have fessed up to being able to do it.  Some of my friends thought it would be awesome if they could do it, others said they’d be mortified, and then there was Foxy.  She was too wrapped up in what would happen to the bedding and how the comforter would have to be taken to the laundromat to consider the potential magic.

We discussed whether/not we would tell the dude we were with if we could squirt.  Some of us said yes because we figured it would make the dudes work a little harder.  Some said no because they thought the dude would feel bad if he couldn’t make it happen.

Supposedly any chick can do it if she’s rubbed the right way, so to speak.  Look, I’m going to be honest with you, I have tried.  Several years ago I took a class on it and was all prepared to run home and unleash my inner gusher.  Yeah, no such luck.  Apparently, I need someone to spot me or something.  Just couldn’t make it happen for myself.  I’m of the mindset that if I could do it, I would totally tell the dude I was with because I’m sure he would think it was awesome.  Come on!  Who wouldn’t??  What dude wouldn’t feel all manly if he could make a girl do that??

So, fine readers, I ask you: squirting – hot or not?

10 Responses to “Squirt Squirt”

  1. Jersey Belle April 8, 2011 at 8:34 pm #


    • Catherinette April 8, 2011 at 8:45 pm #

      There sure was!! It was all about G spotting! -CS

  2. Wynn April 9, 2011 at 4:17 am #

    I’m with Foxy on that one. Man, the laundry. Seeping into the matress? You’d have to start using latex sheets in order to save the bed if it happened a lot. Naw, I’ll take my usual handing of orgasms, please!

  3. maria April 9, 2011 at 11:39 am #

    Never been able to do that but toe curling mind blowing orgasms is just fine =) Im with Foxy on the laundry issue too. I still can’t belive there’s a class on the subject

  4. Scared & Imperfect Mother April 13, 2011 at 5:47 am #

    omw Stunning post, I can truly say I have never and would love to be able to. You have just given me the topic for our next ladies night…

  5. The T April 24, 2011 at 11:02 am #

    As someone who prides himself on hygiene, and having had more than a few girls who have drenched my sheets with this stuff…i’m not big into it… not only that, but I happen to enjoy going down on a girl and honestly the thought repulses me to have anything shoot into my mouth in any sexual form…I mean, hey, that’s my job…

    It’s always really uncofortable to have a great looking set of tits in my face while she’s riding me and enjoying the hell out of herself then GUSH….I ask her to get off me just so I cen get the liquid out of my belly button and off of my chest… at those moments i could care less if I get off or not…

    Learning way too much about you….lmao…


  6. Joe April 26, 2011 at 1:07 pm #

    It happened to me once. We were sixty-nining and she started her orgasm – a gut wrenching orgasm. And then the squirt. It wasn’t much 2-3 tablespoons. I said to myself: this gal just pissed in my face. But it wasn’t urine; it was clear and odorless and ended up in a puddle on my chest. There was no acknowledgement on her part and I never said anything about it either. It happened long before there was any talk about girls squirting and for the longest time I assumed it was urine but now I know it wasn’t.

  7. Contributing Citizen April 28, 2011 at 4:09 am #

    I am, big time, and believe me, your friend is right – changing the bedding a lot is a pain in the backside. I finally got in the knack of positioning my hips so I can achieve Nirvana without the mess – lol. Every once on a while, I’ll go for the gold because that’s where REAL heaven is but don’t really need to to be satisfied.

  8. linka72 May 2, 2011 at 6:50 pm #

    I know I’m late..shit happens.
    All of the squirting I have ever seen was in porn and it looked fake..kinda like they were pissing themselves. I don’t see how it could be “sexy”, I hate it when a dude’s jizz gets anywhere near me thankyouverymuch..oh and btw, your comment “Apparently, I need someone to spot me or something” made me scream-laugh at work..maybe I should have squirted for effect.

    • The T May 3, 2011 at 6:37 am #

      Wait, wait linka…I’ll be there in a minute to spot you… wink, wink.


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