Something Smells Funny

4 Apr

Know what’s really klassy and awesome?  When you’re sitting in the lunch room with your friends, surrounded by the dudes who run the company and you laugh so hard snot shoots out your nose.

Yeah.  Know what else?  It totally makes dudes want you.

Even better?  When you think you got away with snotting on the table without anyone noticing, and then your friend points to the snotty mess on the table and announces to everyone else what happened.

I like to call such an occasion: Monday.

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4 Responses to “Something Smells Funny”

  1. South Philly Fashionista April 4, 2011 at 9:26 pm #

    Would that friend be BoomBoom? ‘Cuz it totally sounds like something she would do.

  2. Pkitass April 4, 2011 at 9:30 pm #

    Snotting on tables is the new rave among the babies 🙂

  3. skylers dad April 4, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    Nothing makes a guy want a women more than female ejaculation.

    Oh wait, you were talking about some other ejaculation… my bad.

  4. Clicking Frogs April 5, 2011 at 12:15 am #

    That’s not a friend. But at least it wasn’t a fart 😉

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