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Something Smells Funny

4 Apr

Know what’s really klassy and awesome?  When you’re sitting in the lunch room with your friends, surrounded by the dudes who run the company and you laugh so hard snot shoots out your nose.

Yeah.  Know what else?  It totally makes dudes want you.

Even better?  When you think you got away with snotting on the table without anyone noticing, and then your friend points to the snotty mess on the table and announces to everyone else what happened.

I like to call such an occasion: Monday.