Booty Pop!

1 Mar

Watching TV this evening I saw a commercial for a very strange item.  Sure, most of us thought the Snuggie was lame…although we secretly wanted one.  And we’ve all seen the ads for Pajama Jeans.  What’s the point?  Just wear your sweatpants and give up.  Just because your sweatpants look like jeans, it doesn’t make them jeans.  Then there’s these…

What’s wrong with them?  More like what’s NOT wrong with them:

  1. First of all, these are lame.
  2. Second of all, they’re false advertising.
  3. Third, they are really, really lame.

I’d like to take a minute to focus a little bit on number two.  Let’s just say you have a flat ass, one quite like the one I have.  Not a saggy one, just a non existent one.  You decide to go ahead and shell out the cash for these stupid ass panties, throw on your pajama jeans and head out to the club.  By the grace of God, some dude notices how “hot” your ass looks and asks you to dance.  Three drinks and a roofie later, you’re on your way to making sweet love with him in the back seat of his Mustang.

What the hell is going to happen when he slides his hand down the back of your cheap ass jeans and finds that you’re ass isn’t really an ass, but rather a bunch of foam tucked into the back of granny panties?  Isn’t that false advertising?  I mean, how is this any different than stuffing your bra with tissues, or shoving a sock down your pants?

I’m going to go ahead and vote a big fat NO on these bad boys.

Let’s go ahead and file this one under LAME.

5 Responses to “Booty Pop!”

  1. Hookdntx March 1, 2011 at 8:50 am #

    What about chicken cutlets, spanx, tupee’s and weave’s? All fall into the false advertising category too. Where is the line, Where is the LINE?

  2. Wynn March 1, 2011 at 11:00 am #

    Because it looks reeeally real with a strange shaped ass. And I’m against all those fake “women should look like this!”-stuff out there, so that won’t be going into my anytime soon (or before I lose my mind).

  3. jon March 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    Only when we live in a world where everyone is considered beautiful, will we simultaneously be able to enjoy it and move past it so that we can get on with more important and meaningful aspects of life and existence….if we have to Pop a few Bootys on our way to that higher level of conciousness, then so be it!

  4. Pkitass March 1, 2011 at 1:07 pm #

    I don’t care what anyone thinks, I just want to be able to tell where my back ends and the booty begins. Where do I get one?

  5. Rob March 12, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    I can appreciate a fake derriere as much as the next person, but couldn’t they have not made them granny panties?

    Where’s Booty Pop for Men? And Cootie Pop?

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