I’d just like to throw it out there that my milkshake is 100 times better than Kelis’s ever was. Yeah, hers brought all the boys to the yard, but mine makes them bust through the front door. Why? Because mine has Bailey’s in it. Yeah, that’s right. A milkshake WITH booze in it. Take that, Kelis!!
Saturday night I had a romantic she-date with Jersey Belle. It was a very refined date complete with a cheese plate from Wegmans and a very fancy and healthy tropical salad. There was even pink champagne. But the highlight of the night wasn’t when Jersey Belle hopped up on the couch and started belting out her own rendition of “Baby, I Like It” (her words include, “Baby I like it, the way you poop on the floor”. No, no, my friends. The highlight was the delicious milkshakes we made. And the fancy part was we used 4 year-old Brown’s straws to drink out of them. Nothing says klassy like drinking alcohol through a Mickey Mouse straw.
- 1/2 cup vanilla ice cream
- 1/2 cup chocolate ice cream
- 6 ice cubes
- 1/2 cup milk (skim because you’re really trying to watch your weight)
- lots and lots of Bailey’s
- whipped cream to top
Throw it all in the blender and mix it until the ice cubes are crushed. Pour it in a big glass, add the whipped cream, grab your kid’s straw and drink until you can’t feel your feet anymore.