Best Quote of the Year

5 Jan

I recognize we are only a few days into 2011, however, I do believe I’ve already heard the quote of the year. You be the judge:

“If porn has taught me anything, and I believe it has, it’s that old MILFs love anal.”

Beat that!

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11 Responses to “Best Quote of the Year”

  1. Grey Goose, Dirty January 5, 2011 at 8:08 pm #

    words to live by, for sure ……… (how utterly disturbing)

  2. Red January 5, 2011 at 11:02 pm #

    Awesome. Who are you quoting?

    • Catherinette January 9, 2011 at 7:07 pm #

      A friend of mine. He came up with this gem during lunch. It was AWESOME! -CS

  3. Charlie January 6, 2011 at 9:19 am #

    Hmm, is that Camus?

  4. rockman January 6, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    OK.. Obiviously, the person who made this profound statement must be speaking from experience.

  5. BeckEye January 6, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    That is awesome. And true.

  6. Del-V January 6, 2011 at 1:30 pm #

    I can’t beat it right now. Give me a few weeks and I will crush it. Also I was asked by my girlfriend to stop posting distasteful updates on Facebook since I added her family to my friends list… so I will be updating my blog more frequently.

    Enjoy!

    • teri January 6, 2011 at 5:05 pm #

      Del-V,

      you can always put her family into the “non seeing of the status mode”.

  7. jon January 6, 2011 at 6:37 pm #

    “I want you to look at me, connenct with me. This is lovemaking. Not a porno flick.”

    “What’s the big mystery? It’s her virgina, not the sphinx for gods sake.”

  8. dagnydarling January 10, 2011 at 12:30 am #

    wise, wise words. porn taught me that all men had huge penises. i feel tricked.

  9. Joe January 31, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    I would agree with your friend’s observation having been down that road many times myself. They suggest it because it is something that is sooo tabo and they want to be bad and have keep a secret-secret from the parents, boyfriends or husbands.

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