I recognize we are only a few days into 2011, however, I do believe I’ve already heard the quote of the year. You be the judge:
“If porn has taught me anything, and I believe it has, it’s that old MILFs love anal.”
words to live by, for sure ……… (how utterly disturbing)
Awesome. Who are you quoting?
A friend of mine. He came up with this gem during lunch. It was AWESOME! -CS
Hmm, is that Camus?
OK.. Obiviously, the person who made this profound statement must be speaking from experience.
That is awesome. And true.
I can’t beat it right now. Give me a few weeks and I will crush it. Also I was asked by my girlfriend to stop posting distasteful updates on Facebook since I added her family to my friends list… so I will be updating my blog more frequently.
you can always put her family into the “non seeing of the status mode”.
“I want you to look at me, connenct with me. This is lovemaking. Not a porno flick.”
“What’s the big mystery? It’s her virgina, not the sphinx for gods sake.”
wise, wise words. porn taught me that all men had huge penises. i feel tricked.
I would agree with your friend’s observation having been down that road many times myself. They suggest it because it is something that is sooo tabo and they want to be bad and have keep a secret-secret from the parents, boyfriends or husbands.
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