Reunited with Foxy

1 Nov

One of the things I miss most now that I’ve moved out of Smalltimore is hanging out with Foxy.  I miss seeing her at work every morning, gossiping about the douche bags at Investments r Us, and making vag jokes.  I miss how she calls me Prostitution Whore, though I am developing a fondness for her new term for me: whore faced whore.  Nothing says, “I love and respect you,” like your friend calling you a “whore faced whore.”  She’s an angel.

After not having seen Foxy in some time, we were reunited yesterday.  We did some minor shoe shopping, and then we had lunch.  There, we immediately began drinking.  Know what’s awesome?  Foxy Luv hammered in the middle of a Sunday afternoon.  You haven’t lived until you’ve seen her telling the female bartender that she wants to get all up on her rack.  It’s really klassy.

Immediately following our klassy lunch, we stumbled out of the restaurant and down the street to the sex shop.

Ever been drunk sex toy shopping?  You totally should.  But when you sober up and look at the your purchases, don’t be surprised if you have buyer’s remorse.  Lord only knows who on God’s green earth needs that much pina colada lube.

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4 Responses to “Reunited with Foxy”

  1. Dennis Hong November 1, 2010 at 11:00 am #

    Well, if you’re gonna be a whore, you might as well have the face for it.

    Nothing worse than being an prude-faced whore. They just can’t be good for business….

    • Catherinette November 1, 2010 at 11:15 am #

      It just means I have a face for business, that’s all. -CS

  2. Dennis Hong November 1, 2010 at 11:18 am #

    Although, in your line of work, I’m thinking you need more than just a face? :-p

  3. Kelly November 1, 2010 at 1:10 pm #

    I’ve missed hearing about your adventures with Foxy. At least now you’ll never run out of pina colada lube.

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