My Measures of Success

25 Oct

The following are signs the bachelorette party was a success:

  1. The bachelorette vomited
  2. Someone lost their pants
  3. Dudes purchased drinks for ladies
  4. The bachelorette was forced to wear a t-shirt that said “I love anal” and “Penis, it’s what’s for breakfast”
  5. Someone fell at a crowded bar

What on earth could possibly have made the bachelorette party better??

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4 Responses to “My Measures of Success”

  1. Del-V October 26, 2010 at 10:34 am #

    Anytime someone barfs in public, it’s a good time… unless that person is me.

  2. kristina October 26, 2010 at 12:54 pm #

    How about, you actually got some peen?

  3. Brandi B October 27, 2010 at 12:02 pm #

    Any story that includes someone LOSING their pants seems like a good story.

  4. GenniferwithaG October 28, 2010 at 10:54 pm #

    Hook-ups and bathroom handjobs involving members of the bridal party would have been fun, but what you got certainly would suffice. 🙂

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