People of internets, I have a shocking announcement to make. An announcement that could quite possible change your life – but probably won’t. Now, before you get all fired up and check the counter, let me tell you that this is not wiener related.
Here it is: I’m sick, AGAIN!
For some reason, I am congested all over again. How does this happen? I’m so anal about washing my hands all the time. It’s not like I run around licking germ infested doorknobs. Yet here I am all over again. Last night was one of those horrible nights where my nose wouldn’t stop running. And I did what everyone else does: twirled the end of a kleenex and shoved it up my nose. There is nothing hotter than a single chick in flannel pajamas with a kleenex shoved up her nose.
God, I’m so hot I can barely stand myself.
How’s it possible that a stone cold fox such as myself is still single?