Being on vacation is a blast. Being on vacation with a douche uncle and screaming children is a blast…as long as there’s a fridge full of booze. Thankfully for me I’ve got plenty of beer and bubbles to get me through the next few days. The best part? When I’m done with the bottles of bubbles I can clobber him in the head with the empties. Hurray!
The other awesome part of vacation is taking a look at the local wildlife. And let me tell you something, there’s a lot of nice wildlife to look at here. A lot. Some of it is local, and some of it is not.
I’d like for you please to enjoy my waiter from yesterday’s lunch. He was even more delicious than the clam chowder, and that clam chowder was pretty amazing:
The quality of the picture kind of sucks. That’s my bad. But I really tried to get a good shot. At one point, my covert plans almost failed when the damn flash went off. Thankfully, I realized what was about to happen and covered the camera with my hand. I’m so clever sometimes.