I’m an 80’s girl at heart. I was raised when the original Brat Pack ruled the roost. I wore leg warmers and jelly shoes, and I pegged my jeans. And I loved just about every single John Hughes movie ever made. One of my all time faves was Some Kind of Wonderful. There was just something about that fire crotch, Eric Stoltz in the lead. Hot, like his fire crotch.
You can imagine my joy when he resurfaced last year in Caprica on Syfy. Geeky nerd show? Yes. Did I watch every episode just because he was on it? You bet!
I’ve only dated one fire crotch in my life, and he was all that fiery red, though he was fiery hot in the sack. You can imagine my delight when I found a naked picture of Eric Stoltz. Want to see what his fire crotch looks like? You’re in luck! Keep on reading, but I warn you, there is some peen in that shot and you do NOT want to be accessing this at work.
You’re welcome.
Poor guy. It must have been cold on that beach. Which begs the question: WHY IN GOD’S NAME did he have that pic taken????
yikes! I was thinking the same thing as Pinkpiddypaws…. not a flattering picture nor one to be proud about 😦
I too have been with a fire crotch and he was AMAZING in bed. And that pic? Don’t be too rough on the guy. That’s what my Ginger looked like soft…but once he was hard? Holy shit I didn’t know if that thing would fit! Always give the guy a fair shot ladies because you never know 🙂
Let’s just say that I have some, em, first hand experience with Eric Stoltz and not to worry, this man fills out quite nicely if you know what I mean.
This is a still taken from the film NAKED IN NEW YORK, which also stars Mary Louise Parker from WEEDS fame, and it’s a pretty good movie.
We’re gonna need some details!! Spill it, sister!! -CS
I’ve never seen a fire crotch IRL. I don’t think I ever will either. Hmm.
I’m so glad I’m not a fire crotch. Chelsea Handler thinks fire crotches are abominations, and I might agree. Here’s hoping he’s a grower….
Redhead Delicious!
Esse eu chupava com vontade!
Eric Stoltz is a hot stud! I’d love to handle that fire crotch. Bet it’s warm to the touch but doesn’t burn ;-).
Oh Eric,as I want to suck and make you enjoy!
I would also love to suck him and drink all his cum. Oh how I envy Bernadette! She is a very lucky woman!