Crack is Wack

1 Jul

We have all seen the damaging effects of crack. As a Gen Xer I clearly remember Nancy Reagan appearing on a very special Different Strokes telling the nation to “just say no.” For some people, like Whitney Houston, that message fell on deaf ears.

Seems like the cafeteria lady also decided to ignore Nancy’s little message. This morning she was totally high. It took her 10 minutes to ring up my coffee. First she ignored us for five minutes while she tried to staple some receipts. If I didn’t know better I would have thought that it was her first time using one. She then rang up my coffee at the wring price, stared at me credit card, then back at the machine. To fix the issue she turned off the register and restarted it. Then she rang it up again only this time at $950. Um, that’s a very expensive. She stared at the register, and tried again.

Yesterday she apparently fell while she was ringing up a lunch order. She then told my girlfriend to just help herself to some change since the cash drawer was over.

As much as I miss my daily cafe runs with Foxy and Disney and all of the wonderful mocking, there’s just nothing that can compete with a cracked out cafeteria lady.

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4 Responses to “Crack is Wack”

  1. Wynn July 1, 2010 at 12:00 pm #

    That’s.. unusual in a really really unusual way. Right on. Let’s just hope she wont crazy over charge you when you’re not looking.

  2. Boom July 2, 2010 at 9:20 am #

    Is she there today? Or is she too busy cooking up some crack to come to work?

    • Catherinette July 2, 2010 at 9:24 am #

      She’s here and not high. No drama today. Sad. -CS

  3. teri July 2, 2010 at 9:28 am #

    I’m surprised Widgets & Co. allows this. I always feel bad for people like this. They shouldn’t be seen out in public because of their behavior and it makes them look stupid.

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