A Telltale Sign Your Cousin Is A Worthless Little Bitch

21 Jun

Need a quick way to tell if your cousin is a worthless dirty bitch??  I have the perfect way!  Next time your uncle is in the Intensive Care Unit on the cusp of death, you can find out.  If she visits for 10 minutes and then insists she has to leave because her flamenco instructor, she’s a whore.

OR, if she offers to take your uncle’s dog and the housekeeper to the house because her cook is on vacation and she needs someone to cook for the family, she’s a whore.

OR, if her brother gives her money to pay her uncle’s bills and instead she uses that money to pay your uncle’s housekeeper for being her cook, she’s a whore.

Guess what?  My cousin is a whore.

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3 Responses to “A Telltale Sign Your Cousin Is A Worthless Little Bitch”

  1. Debralee June 21, 2010 at 10:30 pm #

    hummm…sounds like your cousin is a whore!!!

  2. Katrocket June 22, 2010 at 6:47 am #

    and just when I thought she couldn’t get any whorier! WOW. That’s just plain evil.

    I feel sorry for your uncle. Poor guy. *hugs*

  3. Queenie June 25, 2010 at 11:15 am #

    If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a whore!

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