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A Telltale Sign Your Cousin Is A Worthless Little Bitch

21 Jun

Need a quick way to tell if your cousin is a worthless dirty bitch??  I have the perfect way!  Next time your uncle is in the Intensive Care Unit on the cusp of death, you can find out.  If she visits for 10 minutes and then insists she has to leave because her flamenco instructor, she’s a whore.

OR, if she offers to take your uncle’s dog and the housekeeper to the house because her cook is on vacation and she needs someone to cook for the family, she’s a whore.

OR, if her brother gives her money to pay her uncle’s bills and instead she uses that money to pay your uncle’s housekeeper for being her cook, she’s a whore.

Guess what?  My cousin is a whore.