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Rape Me In My Thighs

17 Jun

I think I broke something laughing at this.  And I may have peed on the ouch a little…

Never Take Dating Advice from Depeche Mode

17 Jun

Tonight I got my very first text message from a dude on match.com.  Taking Depeche Mode’s advice, I responded.  Pretty sure that taking his advice made this the ONLY text message that I’ll receive from this dude.

  • Match Dude: Hey, it’s [fake name].  Match.
  • Me: Game.  Set.

Hello?  Anyone?  Anyone?

Protected: Widgets & Cock

17 Jun

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