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I’m a Dirty Mexican

25 May

On Sunday while I was home I went to have my hair did. At this point in my life, I’ve completely forgotten what my natural color looks like. For the last ten years the color has come from a box. I’ve had highlights, gone blondish, almost black, and now kind of reddish.

The new color looks pretty good. What does not is the amount of oil on my head. As I was leaving the salon the senior stylist said, “Don’t wash your hair for three days.” I thought she was joking, but my stylist assured me she was not. I’m now on day two of no hair washing and my hair us GROSS.

My hair is so greasy right now that it almost looks wet. It’s totally grossing me our. I can’t imagine what my new coworkers must think right now. I figured I’d suck it up and just hide at mt desk. That worked until about twenty minutes ago when some senior execs walked by.

I have a feeling they’re going to ask me to start cleaning bathrooms any minute.