Just The Tip Tuesday (05/18/10)

18 May

First off, I’d like to apologize for even mentioning Ryan Seacrest and JTT in the same sentence.  Based on the votes that came in, 91% of you agree with me that he is definitely NOT hot.  Sorry, Boom Boom, there are only 15 other people in the world that want him.  On the bright side, no one will put up a serious fight if you want to put him in your pocket, feed him grains of rice, do his hair, and call him your own.  He’s all you.

I think JTT needs to get back to its roots and focus back on hot dudes.  Smoking hot dudes that make ladybits (and manbits in some cases) throb.  I’d like to present to you, Mr. Henry Cavill:

I would pay big money, BIG MONEY – I mean at least $2.50, to be able to drape my leg on his body like that.  This dude is hot.  Me likey.  Look familiar?  That’s because you may have seen him on The Tudors with fancy Nancy, Jonathon Rhys Meyers.  I’ll be honest, I don’t watch the show because the JRM makes my skin crawl.  To me, he is the epitome of sleazy – and not in a good way.  On the other hand, I can admit that it’s a terrible decision on my part not to watch the show because that means I’m missing a solid opportunity to see Henry Cavill prance around in tight leather pants.

Special shout out to Miss Paige of Doom for the suggestion.  Thanks, whore!


9 Responses to “Just The Tip Tuesday (05/18/10)”

  1. Sarah May 18, 2010 at 11:21 am #

    OH DEAR GOD I LOVE THIS MAN! I love the Tudors. I never miss it. There is so much hot man action on the show, and you’ve picked the hottest of them all. You MUST start watching. The sex is close to straight up porn, but classy in a midevil kind of way. I’ve seen Mr. Cavill’s ass at least twice = BLISS Thank you thank you thank you. Now I need to go be alone with my bread 😉

    I’m not quite sure whether the hotness of his ass could balance out JRM’s skeavyness. -CS

  2. Philly May 18, 2010 at 12:05 pm #

    I agree with Sarah. This show is fabulous and I love him . Good Choice!

    He is hot like fire. I’ll give you that. -CS

  3. HookdnTX May 18, 2010 at 12:08 pm #

    The only man hotter on sleazy tv (HBO and Showtime) would be Alexander Skarsgard ie Eric from Trueblood

    Erik is so hot I could die. -CS

  4. Emily May 18, 2010 at 12:31 pm #


    The only thing that would make this better was if he wasn’t wearing pants. -CS

  5. Jenna May 18, 2010 at 12:31 pm #

    Years and years ago my roommate tried to get me to watch a cheesy flick called “I Capture the Castle,” and bribed me with a picture of Henry Cavill, lying on a tile floor with his hand just about to unbutton his jeans. Needless to say, I watched it twice.

    Does he take his pants off? Because if he does, I’m totally going to have to watch it. -CS

    • Paige May 18, 2010 at 8:32 pm #

      You sat through “I Capture the Castle” twice? Your threshold for cheesiness in pursuit of man candy puts me to shame.

      We can always suffer through cheesiness for hot manliness. It’s just the right thing to do. -CS

    • Jenna May 19, 2010 at 9:47 am #

      It really was terrible, right? But she watched it A LOT, something about it being her favorite book as a child, and after endless days of walking by it playing in the living room I gave up and watched it again. I may have been drunk.

    • Paige May 20, 2010 at 2:30 am #

      I watched it under the influence as well, my roommate and I got through about 20 minutes of it and made bets on how it would end.

      I would have totally won too, except that for some reason the main character was lusting after the kid from E.T. when she had Henry Cavill right in front of her. What on earth was she thinking? You could totally tell that he was going to grow up to be a mega hottie.

  6. Amber May 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm #


    Love this picture. It says, “Give me one little chance, and I’ll give you herpes.”

    Ugh, that picture is totally going to give me freaking NIGHTMARES! He creeps me the fuck out. -CS

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