Just the Tip Tuesday (05/11/10)

11 May

We’re going to do things a little differently this week.  Instead of the traditional JTT where I present you with some hottie who I’d like to get my hands on, we’re going to play a little game of Hot or Not.  I’m going to present you with a dude and you tell me whether or not you’d let him get near your goods with his man bits.  You can thank Boom Boom for this.

Last week while I was cursing American Idol for screwing up the DVR settings for Glee, Boom Boom casually suggested that I should feature Ryan Seacrest in JTT.  I stared blankly at her, blinked, and immediately began mocking her for liking such a total douche bag.

  • Me: What on earth could you possibly see in him?
  • Boom Boom: He’s pocket sized!
  • Me: And?
  • Boom Boom: I can put him in my pocket and take him with me where ever I go.

Agreed, the man is tiny, but that’s no reason to have a crush on him.  Frankly, if he was small enough to fit into my pocket I would immediately escort him to the nearest garbage can which I would make into his permanent residence.  I think he sucks.  But that’s just me.

So what do you think?  Ryan Seacrest: Hot or Not?

You know what’s really funny?  This picture of what Meg Ryan Seacrest.  Comedy Gold!  You’re welcome.

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9 Responses to “Just the Tip Tuesday (05/11/10)”

  1. Amber May 11, 2010 at 9:55 am #

    Absolutely not. You’re right, he is a douche.

  2. Red May 11, 2010 at 10:40 am #

    See, I don’t really put him in either category. Also, I know this makes me a little bit of a freak but I have little to no use for _Idol._ I don’t think he’s gross or anything. To each her own.

  3. that girl May 11, 2010 at 11:40 am #

    i think he was better looking before he got a big “i’m famous” ego

  4. Man-shopper May 11, 2010 at 1:05 pm #

    I’m in the NOT camp. Not least because he’s a walking, talking, gel-drenched douche-pocalypse.

  5. HookdnTX May 11, 2010 at 2:00 pm #

    I am not sure he is straight, even if he was he still makes my radar all wonky and thus he would definelty be a not.

  6. jen May 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm #

    are you feeling ok these days? first david spade then ryan seadouche?

  7. Emily May 13, 2010 at 4:34 pm #

    Totally agree: pocket-sized is not an asset. And not being an Idol fan, I also was pissed that it screws with my DVR recordings of Glee. I’ve now changed the settings for Glee to record 5 minutes past the hour to make sure I don’t miss the last number!

  8. wench May 14, 2010 at 2:19 am #

    Really? Yech! The pic is FAB.

  9. Dani May 15, 2010 at 7:01 pm #

    Um, NO NO NO.

    That is all.

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