We’re going to do things a little differently this week. Instead of the traditional JTT where I present you with some hottie who I’d like to get my hands on, we’re going to play a little game of Hot or Not. I’m going to present you with a dude and you tell me whether or not you’d let him get near your goods with his man bits. You can thank Boom Boom for this.
Last week while I was cursing American Idol for screwing up the DVR settings for Glee, Boom Boom casually suggested that I should feature Ryan Seacrest in JTT. I stared blankly at her, blinked, and immediately began mocking her for liking such a total douche bag.
- Me: What on earth could you possibly see in him?
- Boom Boom: He’s pocket sized!
- Me: And?
- Boom Boom: I can put him in my pocket and take him with me where ever I go.
Agreed, the man is tiny, but that’s no reason to have a crush on him. Frankly, if he was small enough to fit into my pocket I would immediately escort him to the nearest garbage can which I would make into his permanent residence. I think he sucks. But that’s just me.
So what do you think? Ryan Seacrest: Hot or Not?
You know what’s really funny? This picture of what Meg Ryan Seacrest. Comedy Gold! You’re welcome.