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Just the Tip Tuesday (05/11/10)

11 May

We’re going to do things a little differently this week.  Instead of the traditional JTT where I present you with some hottie who I’d like to get my hands on, we’re going to play a little game of Hot or Not.  I’m going to present you with a dude and you tell me whether or not you’d let him get near your goods with his man bits.  You can thank Boom Boom for this.

Last week while I was cursing American Idol for screwing up the DVR settings for Glee, Boom Boom casually suggested that I should feature Ryan Seacrest in JTT.  I stared blankly at her, blinked, and immediately began mocking her for liking such a total douche bag.

  • Me: What on earth could you possibly see in him?
  • Boom Boom: He’s pocket sized!
  • Me: And?
  • Boom Boom: I can put him in my pocket and take him with me where ever I go.

Agreed, the man is tiny, but that’s no reason to have a crush on him.  Frankly, if he was small enough to fit into my pocket I would immediately escort him to the nearest garbage can which I would make into his permanent residence.  I think he sucks.  But that’s just me.

So what do you think?  Ryan Seacrest: Hot or Not?

You know what’s really funny?  This picture of what Meg Ryan Seacrest.  Comedy Gold!  You’re welcome.