First there was the bikini wax, then there was the Brazilian, now there’s vajazzling. Have you heard about this?? There’s a disturbing new trend where chicks are shaving down their Vangelina Jolie’s and then bedazzling themselves. No, there’ not using a hot glue gun, but they are putting shiny things near their no no’s.
I can see the allure of keeping one’s secret flower neat and tidy. I mean, let’s be honest, who the hell wants to lure a chick out of her panties only to be tangled in an unsightly mess? Clean it up. Pubes in the mouth is a total killer. I get it. I hear you. But adding crystals to it. Really? Don’t quite get that. I guess someone might think it’s kind of sexy because it’s a surprise, but I don’t know a single dude that would say, “Yeah, I want my girl to throw money away to put shiny little things on her junk that will just get tangled everywhere and end up in the bedsheets.” Who does that?
So I ask you: what’s your take on vajazzling?