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Just the Tip Tuesday (03/23/10)

23 Mar

I know it’s been awhile since there was a JTT.  Blah blah excuses blah lame blah blah so sue me.  The fact is that I’m having a hard time picking hot new dudes and am tempted to start recycling them – kind of like my past boyfriends.

Let’s be honest, it’s pretty sad when some of the actors from the Harry Potter movies start looking like good options.  And I’m not talking about Ralph Fiennes or Gary Oldman, I’m talking about Rupert Grint.  Yeah, I know, disturbing.  I’ll admit to having spent some time looking for hot photos of the kids.  I’ll also admit to thinking he’s doable.  Sure, he’s 15 years younger than I am, but who cares?  He’s 21 and as far as I’m concerned, that’s old enough for me.

That’s when it occurred to me that I was limiting myself to TV and movie stars.  There’s a whole world of hot and sexy athletes that I haven’t explored (literally and figuratively).  The hard part (no pun intended) is that I hate sports more than I hate the thought of anal fisting.  Yet I will sacrifice myself for you – just because I know how much you love the JTT.

So, my dear readers, this week I present you with hot British Baller, Michael Owen.

Here’s what I can tell you about him, he’s British, he’s hot, and he likes to play the soccer.  That’s good enough for me!