You know those movies that you can just watch over and over and over again? The ones that never get old and that remain forever funny? For some reason, Overboard – that cheesy 1987 movie with Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn – is one of those movies to me.
That scene where he picks her up from the hospital and she’s in the back of the truck and says, “I think I just swallowed a bug” is hilarious. Or how about when she’s trying to clean up and the chainsaw goes all crazy on her and then the kids throw grapes at her? Priceless. It’s a classic and we should all just accept it.
For some reason, probably because they can’t come up with any new ideas, Hollywood has decided to remake the film. Only this time they’re going to fuck it up before it even starts. Rumor has it that Jennifer Lopez – the Hollywood “star” that looks like a cleaning lady is going to star in the film. WHAT?
Jennifer Lopez??
Why? She fucking sucks!! Go ahead and name one movie where she was funny (and not because her acting was so bad that it was funny but because she was supposed to be funny). You can’t, can you? Know why? There’s no such movie!!
How can you go from Goldie Hawn to Jennifer Lopez??
The only thing worse that they could have done was pick Beyonce to star in it.
Stupid Jennifer Lopez. I hate you.
First, the only movie Jennifer Lopez was even slightly good in was “Out of Sight”, and that’s only because she got George Clooney naked in a bathtub YUM.
Second, Annie GOO-LAH-HEE!!!!
I’m a short fat slut. -CS
Another Tuesday “tip”…the star of HBO’s “Hung” yum
They seriously SERIOUSLY need to stop friggin making remakes of all the old classics. Please just stop, they never turn out good. And Jennifer Lopez? Really?
Agreed! I just heard that they’re remaking some other movie that has just been remade. Oh, Adam’s Family. Why? -CS
Overboard is a great movie and a gulity pleasure. Why the hell would anyone want to remake it? I don’t remember it being that popular.
I don’t think it was that popular. Lord only knows why they chose to remake that.
$50 says that in the next 10 years they remake The Goonies and/or Gremlins. -CS
I loved her in “Naughty Niches” and pretty good in “Lick Me Stick Me #3”.
I have never understood her appeal in music or the screen.
I liked Jennifer Lopez in The Wedding Planner. But yes, in general, JLo sucks.
Horrifying.
For the love of god, she needs to dry up and blow away.
Overboard is one of my guilty pleasures too — WHHHHHHY they would mess with it is beyond me.
Lame.
YES! I always thought that movie was good value too. I haven’t seen it in a while though.
If you saw her New Years Eve outfit you would question the judgement of anyone to actually hire her. Ps. Overboard=Awesomeness but in general there isn’t a goldie hawn movie that I dont like, I esp love Private Benjamin.
Jennifer Lopez should never be in another movie, ever. Please no. How about she just stick to raising those twins and that not so pretty husband? But that’s just my opinion.