Weiner as Weapon

17 Mar

I just read the most hilarious news article on BBC News.  According to a report coming out of Scotland, a man was fined for assaulting a female officer with his peen. 

His girlfriend called the cops on him when he was all hammered and belligerent.  When the cops got there, he was sitting on the couch in his man-panties.  It’s unclear how it all happened, but he ended up standing over the female cop and trying to slap the officer in the face with his dick.

Many of us (CLAUDE!!) know this as “foreplay”.

7 Responses to “Weiner as Weapon”

  1. jon March 17, 2010 at 1:24 pm #

    During the 14th century, Lithuania was the largest country in Europe. Today Marium Varinauskas proved that Lithuania is still LARGE in Scotland.

  2. Michelle March 17, 2010 at 1:50 pm #


  3. BeckEye March 17, 2010 at 2:36 pm #

    This reminds me of a funny story from college that’s way too long to get into, but let’s just say it ended with a friend of mine slapping another friend (female) in the face with his dick. Perhaps this kind of attack happens more often than we realize?

  4. maria March 17, 2010 at 3:36 pm #

    lmao I love this thanks for the chuckle this was the funniest thing I’ve read all day

  5. WendyB March 17, 2010 at 4:17 pm #

    Assault with a flaccid weapon.

  6. lster921 March 17, 2010 at 4:32 pm #

    Tai Pee Pee is actually a form of martial art from SE Asia where the penis, flaccid or erect, is used to subdue and attacker.
    Oh. Wait. It is a MARITAL art form used to WOO ones spouse or lover.

  7. auishtha March 19, 2010 at 10:26 am #


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